Actually, I don’t think he qualifies for a Darwin Award since the stunt appears only to have hurt him — you have to die in order to earn a Darwin — but he is a prime example of how natural selection weeds out people who don’t think things through:
Animation courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
My favourite part is the surfboard coup de grace at the end.
If you have any ideas of what a successful outcome of the stunt would like, please feel free to explain in the comments.
One of the best ways to pull yourself up from a fall is to pull others up along with you. That’s why I’m giving away some old computers that have been gathering dust chez moi rather than selling them. The few hundred dollars I’d get by selling them are far outweighed by the good that getting them into the hands of people who really need those machines.
Here’s the latest computer in the Great Give-Away: a Pentium IV desktop with 19″ monitor:
I picked it up in 2004 at Factory Direct: it’s a refurbished HP whose model number is unknown (Factory Direct likes to remove identifying markings from refurbs). My best guess, after doing some poking around is that it’s a Pavilion a375. Here are its specs:
The monitor is a Samsung SyncMaster 955DF, a decent 19″ CRT monitor. It may be big and bulky, but it does a decent job displaying graphics, and it’s free!
The computer’s got some niceties, including these front-panel jacks for audio, FireWire and USB and media card slots:
There’s a brand-new power supply installed in the machine, but in order to accomodate the power requirements of the video card, something had to give. While the 3.5″ floppy drive is functional, it isn’t connected to the power.
That’s right — I’m giving it away this system to someone who really needs it. If you are someone who needs a free computer or know someone who does, tell me the story at joey@joeydevilla.com. I’d prefer it if you were in the Toronto area (just because it makes things easier). I’ll give the computer to the person or organization whom I deem needs it most.
If you’re an urban photographer and come to Accordion City, make sure you pass by the corner of Queen and Spadina at least a couple of times during your trip. You’re very likely to catch some very interesting subjects, such as this strange arrangement of stuffed animals and plastic “army men” on a newspaper box that I saw a couple of weeks ago:
After taking these pictures, I left the arrangement undisturbed and continued on my way. When I returned fifteen minutes later, the arrangement was gone.
Today is the second Monday in October, which means that it’s Thanksgiving in Canada. I’d like to wish my fellow Canadians a happy one, and to my American readers, I’ll join you in a few weeks!
Here’s a home reno I’d love to have: for a base price of US$250,000, RiRa Pubs will build a fully-functional Guinness-themed Irish-style pub in your house, complete with “historic Irish architectural elements and authentic Guinness artifacts” and a year’s supply of Guinness’ lovely Stout. To add to the pub’s authenticity, the package includes a first-class airfare trip for two to Dublin, where you can conduct research at Guinness’ St. James Gate brewery.
Since getting laid off, I’ve been getting a little less exercise. My bike commute to work, a 14-kilometre (8.7 mile) round trip, is gone. I also haven’t been going to the gym as often, even with the extra free time. I’ve lost five pounds since getting called into my layoff meeting two weeks and two days ago, in spite of the reduced exercise and some pretty big meals, including an anniversary dinner, Wendy’s birthday dinner and the farewell dinner b5 threw earlier this week. I needed to shed that weight anyway; I should make sure not to gain it back once I land a job.
Should you lose your job, your mileage may vary depending on how you respond to stress. I’ve been waking up about an hour earlier than normal to work on my career plans, research the companies who’ve shown an interest in me, and to do a little extra work on some blog entries. I also haven’t felt like eating as much, which comes from feeling twitchy about the situation. If your response to stress is to eat more or drink lots of beer (a.k.a. “liquid bread”), the change in your weight is likely to be the opposite of mine.
In the hope of triggering some “it always rains just after you wash your car” mojo, I thought I’d post the resume I’m handing out when applying for technical evangelist positions. Enjoy!