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“Star Wars” Stills in 1080p

For your nerdy enjoyment: a set of stills taken from Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope, in glorious 1080p. Click the photo below to see it in its full high-def glory:

Star Wars stills in 1080p
Click the photo to see it at full size (it’s huge — 1.7MB!)
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

I’m turning a couple of these into my desktop background images.

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At Last, a Computer Peripheral for Those Romantic Encounters

USB Aroma Radio + Speaker

The use of computers as assistive devices for romantic encounters isn’t new: from the “computer dating gone terribly wrong” plotline used by some ’60s and ’70s sitcoms to SolveDating.com (has its developer, who had not yet been kissed at the age of 33 back in 2004, “gotten anywhere” yet?) the likes of LavaLife and eHarmony, we’ve had a handful of dating generations’ worth of software approaches. However, there wasn’t much in the way of romance-assistive computer hardware save for possibly impressing potential soulmates with your Guitar Hero or Rock Band skills. (And no, I don’t count sex-toy peripherals or “teledildonics” — I’m talking romance, not rumpy-pumpy.)

That’s changed, thanks to the USB Aroma Radio + Speaker, a US$30 device that boasts the following features:

  • Radio (for mood music)
  • Speaker (if you’d rather play the “shag tunes” playlist on your computer)
  • Mood lighting (in 7 colours!)
  • A scented oil warmer

USB Aroma Radio + Speaker with cables

Of course, how you lure that special someone into your place/cubicle/airport bathroom stall so you can actually use the USB Aroma Radio + Speaker to set the mood is up to you.

Photo-montage of the USB Aroma Radio + Speaker glowing in different colours
Photo-montage courtesy of Gizmodo.

[Found via Gizmodo; this article was also posted on Global Nerdy.]

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My Favourite Political T-Shirt: “Bros Before Hoes”

T-Shirt Hell makes some outrageously offensive (but sometimes funny) t-shirts, and this one’s my current favourite:

“Bros Before Hoes” t-shirt featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton
Click the photo to see the order page.

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Rambo Stats

Back in the 80’s, the Rambo series of movies was considered to be yardstick against which other action movies were compared for sheer hellzapoppin’ action. As the table below from the New York Times Magazine shows, the latest Rambo movie turns up the heat:

Clipping from NY Times Magazine showing statistics of the 4 “Rambo” movies
Click the picture to see it at full size.
Scan courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

I still suspect that the body count is still much higher when I play Crackdown on the XBox 360, and better still, I’m the star!

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MacGyver Hairdresser

It warms my heart that someone out there still draws inspiration from MacGyver:

“MacGyver Hairdresser” storefront, from somewhere in South Asia
Click the photo to see it at full size.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Davos Photo of the Day

Emma Thompson, slumped and asleep in a chair at the World Economic Forum in Davos.
Actress Emma Thompson, like most sane people, is put to sleep by economics.
Thanks to Miss Fipi Lele for the photo!

I don’t blame her; a large gathering of people coming together to discuss hand-wavey applications of The Dismal Science would knock me out too.

(According to this article, she’s there in her capacity as a campaigner for refugees and against sex trafficking.)

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The Vintages 2005 Bordeaux Tasting

My sister and brother-in-law gave the Ginger Ninja and me a pair of tickets to the Vintages wine tasting for 2005 Union des Grands Crus de Bordeaux wines. It took place on Tuesday night, and naturally, I took a few photos…

Here’s Yours Truly having one of his couple-dozen-or-so samples of red. I like to think that I “clean up” nicely…

Joey deVilla with a glass of red wine at the Vintages tasting of 2005 Bordeaux wines

The event took place in the Regency Ballroom on the second floor of the Four Seasons, conveniently located across the street from my office. Here’s a shot from very early in the evening, just after they opened the doors to the tasting salon:

The Regency Ballroom of the Toronto Four Seasons hotel, where the Vintages tasting of 2005 Bordeaux wines took place.

This was one of the more pricey tastings. Normally, Vintages typically charges an admission of about $75 to $100; this particular one cost $175 a person, probably due to the high expectations of 2005 Bordeaux wines and the number of Grand Cru vinyards represented at this particular gathering. This fee included all the wine you can sample and a fair bit of food, which included roast beef, sauteed mushrooms in pastry, two kinds of risotto and a good selection of fruits, breads, spreads and cheeses.

Another shot of the Regency Ballroom of the Toronto Four Seasons hotel, where the Vintages tasting of 2005 Bordeaux wines took place.

Here’s a shot of the event an hour later, once it got into full swing:

Yet another shot of the Regency Ballroom of the Toronto Four Seasons hotel, where the Vintages tasting of 2005 Bordeaux wines took place.

The procedure at these gatherings is pretty simple: walk up to a table, hold out your glass, and they’ll pour a decent-sized sample. Swirl (to oxygenate the wine), smell, taste and dispose of in your preferred fashion. Many people chose to simply take a sip and then dump the rest in the many buckets, conveniently spread throughout the ballroom:

“Spit bucket” for wine
Ooh! Free punch!

I personally follow the Irish philosophy that when you die, you’re held upside-down in a barrel of all the alcohol you’ve wasted. If there’s enough in the barrel to drown you, you can’t get into Heaven. Hence I finished most of my samples.

Favourites

Label for Chateau Cantenac-Brown

Our hands-down favourite red was from Château Cantenac-Brown, which comes from the Margaux appelation in south-west France. I’m not enough of an oeno-weenie to describe it using “proper wine tasting terminology”, so I’ll borrow this description: “Loaded with fruit which was impressive for its age. Sweet and silky with candied cherries and red licorice.”

The flavour of this particular wine jumped out at me. I’m more of a “what food will this go with?” wine, so I sampled it with some of the food provided — it worked well with the beef and mushrooms, and after hitting the cheese table, I came to the conclusion that I could be very happy with a bottle of Cantenac-Brown and a big plate of Roquefort or Stilton.

The manager of the Chateau Cantenac-Brown winery, Jose Sanfins, was there, and he was more than happy to let me take a picture of the bottle more than proud enough of his wine to pose with it.

Wine server Ugo and Chateau Cantenac-Brown’s manager, Jose Sanfins.

Chateau Cantenac-Brown goes for $56 a bottle, and we bought a lot of 3 (the minimum size order that you can place at this event).

Chateau Pichon-Longueville label

We also liked Chateau Pichon-Longueville Baron, which also paired well with Stilton. That stuff will run you about $200 a bottle.

Chateau Suduiraut label

The Sauternes we liked best was from Chateau Suduiraut, which Wendy described as “pear-licious”. A bottle will set you back about $115.


Well, enough wine snobbery for now. I leave you Gentle Readers with a toast!

Joey deVilla with a glass of red wine at the Vintages tasting of 2005 Bordeaux wines

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