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Lobster Knife Fight!

Continuing this blog’s fascination with battles featuring crustaceans (we’ve had crabs and crawfish so far), here’s a photo titled Lobster Knife Fight:

Two lobsters, each one with a knife in their claw, facing off
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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“My Eyes Are Up HERE, Mrs. Clinton…”

Photo of Hillary Clinton shaking hands with two very well-endowed women in low-cut outfits, with her eyes looking as though she’s trying not to look.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Happy Birthday, Hector!

On Saturday, the Ginger Ninja and I attended my friend Hector Catre’s birthday bash. I met Hector about thirty years ago through his brother Nic, with whom I went to high school and played in a Billy Idol/Platinum Blonde cover band. Hector’s been around for all sorts of hijinks (including the Worst Date Ever), and I was more than happy to celebrate another trip around the sun with him. Happy birthday, Hector!

Joey deVilla playing accordion at Hector Catre’s birthday at the Rose and Crown, Yonge and Eglinton, Toronto.
Rule : Accordion + booze = fun.
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

Joey deVilla playing accordion at Hector Catre’s birthday at the Rose and Crown, Yonge and Eglinton, Toronto.
I’m glad to see that people still remember AC/DC’s Big Balls.
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

Joey deVilla playing accordion at Hector Catre’s birthday at the Rose and Crown, Yonge and Eglinton, Toronto.
“Any requests?”
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

Joey deVilla playing accordion at Hector Catre’s birthday at the Rose and Crown, Yonge and Eglinton, Toronto.
Stone Temple Pilots’ Plush is an accordion song that doesn’t know it yet.
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

Joey deVilla playing accordion at Hector Catre’s birthday at the Rose and Crown, Yonge and Eglinton, Toronto.
The people at the next table asked for some Smashing Pumpkins; I gave ’em Cherub Rock.
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

Joey deVilla playing accordion at Hector Catre’s birthday at the Rose and Crown, Yonge and Eglinton, Toronto.
“Thank you! I’m here all night!”
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

Joey deVilla enjoying a dark beer with Hector Catre
Me and Hector, enjoying the elixir of life.
Photo courtesy of Jodi Brown.

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Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Figures

Here’s a set of desktop tchotchkes for those of you who were fans of the bacon flowchart I posted back in November — Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu:

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu figures
Click the photo to see the catalog page.

The Archie McPhee store has more bacon- and meat-related trinkets on the “Bacon/Meat” page of their catalog.

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Lasagna Cat: Live-Action “Garfield” Comic Strips!

Lasagna Cat is a site where you can watch videos of costumed actors re-enacting various Garfield comic strips, complete with a laugh track! Each video features a re-enactment of the comic strip, followed by the original comic strip, followed by a music video inspired by the comic strip. It’s odd, but amusing.

Here’s a still from the re-enactment of the April 4, 2007 comic in which Garfield makes some biting social commentary. Click the picture below to see the video:

Garfield reads the paper
Click the picture to see the video.

Here’s one featuring both Garfield and Jon (re-enacting a comic from January 24, 1994). Click the picture below to see the video:

Jon and Garfield
Click the picture to see the video.

No Garfield tribute would be complete without Odie, so here’s a classic from June 1, 1982 in which Garfield tries to grab Odie’s wagging tail. Click the picture below to see the video:

Odie and Garfield
Click the picture to see the video.

There are 27 videos in all, and you can find them at lasagnacat.com.

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“The Catcher in the Rye”, In Many Forms

“Classic” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

If you were a teenager in the 1980s and went to a high school that required you to wear a uniform (I did), you should find the following passage familiar:

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all, — I’m not saying that — but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come down here and take it easy.

That’s Holden Caulfield narrating the opening lines to J.D. Salinger’s novel, The Catcher in the Rye. The book rode a wave of popularity at the time, even among teens who wouldn’t be caught dead reading a book in their spare time (probably the same non-readers who would years later be responsible for Generation X’s amazing sales). It might have been the fact that it’s one of the better books to cover coming-of-age angst. Perhaps it was the frisson that came with reading a book that many schools and libraries had banned. It certainly got a boost in popularity from Mark David Chapman — he’s the guy who shot John Lennon — who was obsessed with the book.

Cover of the “New York Post”, December 12, 1980 — with the “John Lennon got shot” story

The distinctive yellow-text-on-red-background version shown at the top of this article was what the cover of the paperback edition looked like then. If you pick up the paperback edition these days, you’re more likely to get one with the rather unremarkable cover shown below:

“70’s” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Penguin publishes editions with slightly better covers. Here’s one that looks like a lot of Addison-Wesley computer science textbooks from the 1990s:

Penguin books cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Here’s another one. For some reason, the Gill Sans (a.k.a. “that British typeface”) paired with the title’s faux-hand-printed typeface reminds me a lot of The Secret Diaries of Adrian Mole book series (which should also be considered part of a good “adolescent angst” book collection):

Another Penguin books cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Here’s the dust cover for an earlier edition. It features a painting of the “carousel scene” near the end of the story:

Dust jacket for an old hardcover edition of “The Catcher in the Rye”

The “carousel scene” is the climax of the story, so it’s found its way onto more than one cover. Here’s a cover featuring a more abstract rendition of the scene:

“Horse” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

I found these covers via Google. The Catcher in the Rye is considered to be a 20th century classic, and it’s amusing to think of a classic as having been published with “pulp” covers:

“Pulp” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Variant of the “Pulp” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

The book has been translated into a number of languages, including Russian:

Cover for the Russian edition of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Here’s the cover for the York Notes set of study notes for The Catcher in the Rye. Although the cover depicts Manhattan, where most of the story takes place, it depicts a Manhattan that exists 50 years after the story:

York Notes for “The Catcher in the Rye”

And finally, here’s a cover that a design student created for a book cover exercise. The “Holden moping in Central Park” photos made me laugh:

Design exercise cover for “The Catcher in the Rye”

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Been There, Done That

A reader commented that since the Ginger Ninja and I started dating, I haven’t been posting too many blog entries under a category where I used to post a lot of stories: “Yeah…Girls…Geez”. He’s right, and I’ll see what I can do about it.

Here’s a comic that fits under the “Yeah…Girls…Geez”. We’ve all been here before, haven’t we?

“Bad boy” relationship comic featuring a couple snuggling in bed.

I used to get burned by my own “Nice Guy Syndrome” in situations like this until my mid/late twenties. That’s when I adopted the new doctrine I like to call “Just Evil Enough”, which I paired with the doctrine that my old roommate Paul and I developed, “Just Gay Enough (the motto: “We dress nicely, we cook, we don’t take it up the pipe”).

Learn the lesson from that old Star Trek episode where a transporter accident splits Captain Kirk into his “light” and “dark” side — his command and mackin’ skills came from his dark side. Embrace your dark side and own it, but don’t let it own you.

(An aside: a number of people who’ve seen this comic commented on the “boob grab” in the third panel. I said “The double boob grab followed by moving them as if they were an accordion doesn’t win you any points. But I gotta be me!” See? That’s just evil enough.)