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This Gun’s for Hire

Screen from the arcade game "Battlezone": "Game Over. Press Start."

Life in a startup is full of adventures with its fair share of ups and downs. Budgets shrink and grow, teams shrink and grow and strategies constantly evolve. During these challenging economic times, it’s the companies who maintain their focus while controlling their spending discipline that will survive.

b5media lives and dies by these same rules, and those of us in the ad-driven internet business expect no less. In this current market environment, it is the mandate of a responsible business to look at ways to stretch their dollar and cut their costs.

My role at b5media as Nerd Wrangler, a.k.a. Technical Project Manager, overlaps too closely with the Director of Technology, and there just isn’t enough work to go between the two of us. The Powers That Be at b5 had to make a tough call, but they made the right one for the company: they had to let me go. My final day at the company will be Friday, October 3rd.

I’d like to thank Jeremy Wright and the rest of b5media for taking me on and for the experience at b5 over the past seven months.

Old movie poster: "This gun for hire"

And to the rest of you: this gun’s for hire!

(Here’s my LinkedIn Profile.)

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Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart’s Hilarious “Entertainment Weekly” Cover

I love the cover of this week’s Entertainment Weekly! It features Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart and recreates the infamous “Obamas” cover of the New Yorker:

"Entertainment Weekly" cover featuring Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart recreating the "New Yorker" Obama cover

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Poster of the Day

Poster: "Have you seen this cat? Because it is AWESOME"

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Closing in on 2 Million Pageviews

My career has been shaped by what I like to call “hobbies that have spiralled out of control”. The first was computer programming, which I took up in the eighties. Accordion playing came in the nineties. In the “naughties”, after submitting suggestion after suggestion to Cory Doctorow to post in Boing Boing, he said “Joey, why don’t you start your own blog?”

I opened an account at Blogger and, when prompted for a name, I went with the stupidest thing I could think of — The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century. “I’ll give it a real name later,” I thought.

Nearly seven years later, this blog has become my third hobby to spiral out of control. It’s paid off in ways I would never have imagined, and it’s gained a readership I wouldn’t have imagined either. StatCounter says that this year alone, it’s amassed 1.98 million pageviews. At the current rate, I’ll hit 2 million sometime next week:

Statcounter's pageview counts for the Accordion Guy blog, 2005 - 2008

While nowhere near as popular as Accordion Guy, my tech blog, Global Nerdy, isn’t doing too badly either. It should hit half a million pageviews by the end of the year:

Statcounter charts for Global Nerdy, 2006 - 2008

I’d like to say “thank you!” to all of you readers, whether you’re a long-time reader or if this is your first visit either of these blogs. These numbers don’t happen without you.

I’d also like to say “watch these blogs!” because things look like they’re going to get really interesting.

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Demolition at 176 Spadina

The building next door to my workplace — 176 Spadina Avenue — is being demolished (presumably to be replaced by a newer, shinier building). It’s too close to the surrounding buildings to use a wrecking ball (which would’ve been cool) or explosives (which would’ve been even cooler) to take it down. Instead, they brought in demolition shears. They’re essentially giant pliers that are used to pull the building apart. The shears dismantle the building as if it were a pig roast, while an excavator scoops away the building chunks like so much pulled pork.

The demolition drew a crowd, which included Yours Truly. I took some photos, which you can see in this Flickr set or in the slideshow below.


Created with Admarket’s flickrSLiDR.

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Making and Losing Money from Longing and Shorting

I pointed a friend of mine who works in finance — I’ll call him “Senor Gumbo” — to my earlier post in which I explained “longing” and “shorting” to see if I’d explained it properly. He said that I’d nailed it, but he also said that I should more clearly explain what happens if you bet the wrong way when longing or shorting.

At first I thought that I didn’t need to do that, since that should be obvious. After thinking about it some more, I was reminded of something my buddy George likes to say every now and again: “there’s power in stating the obvious”.

So now, via the magic of dry-erase markers and boards, I present: Winning and Losing When Longing and Shorting.

Winning and Losing When Longing

A quick recap: longing is the intutively obvious way to play the stock market. You buy shares that you believe will increase in value over time and eventually sell them for more than you paid for them.

The dry-erase board chart below shows two generalized outcomes of longing:

  1. You bet correctly and their price went up (the black line on the graph)
  2. You bet incorrectly and their price went down (the red line on the graph)

Graph showing wins and losses in "longing"

If you bet correctly, the trend in your stock price will look something like the black line, which shows its value generally increasing over time (in order to keep things simple, neither trend shows wild fluctuations). The dashed line in the graph represents the price you paid for the shares, the black line shows the price of shares over time, and the money you gained at any point in time is represented by the distance between between those two lines.

In theory, the price of the shares can go up forever, which means that when longing your profits can go up forever (in theory; if you know of a stock like this that exists in reality, could you kindly email me once you’re done reading?). There is no limit to how much profit a stock can provide…in theory.

If you bet incorrectly, the trend in your stock price will look something like the red line. Once again, the dashed line in the graph represents the price you paid for the shares. The red line shows the price of shares over time. The money you lose at any point in time is represented by the distance between those two lines.

There is a practical maximum to the money you lose when longing. Since the lowest possible stock value is zero — that’s when the company goes under — the most you can lose when longing a stock is what you initially paid for the shares.

Winning and Losing When Shorting

Bizarro: "Remember: Shorting am in Bizarro World!"

As I mentioned in that earlier post, shorting seems like something from the Bizarro World, where everything is backwards. When you short a stock, you’re trying to make money by betting that its value will drop. You do this by borrowing shares in a stock from a broker and then immediately selling them. When their price drops, you buy an equivalent number of shares in the same stock and give them to the broker. You keep the difference between the price you sold the borrowed shares for and what you paid to buy the replacement shares.

The dry-erase board chart below shows two generalized outcomes of shorting:

  1. You bet correctly and their price went down (the black line on the graph)
  2. You bet incorrectly and their price went up (the red line on the graph)

Graph showing wins and losses from "shorting"

Again, the black line on the graph shows the stock price trend if things are going your way; the difference is that when shorting, a drop in share prices is good. It means it costs less to “buy back” the shares you sold than it did to sell them, which means you make a profit.

Unlike longing, there is a practical maximum to how much money you can make by shorting. You hit this maximum when the share price drops to zero, meaning that the company has gone under, which in turn means you don’t have to return the stock to the broker. You keep all the money you made when you sold those borrowed shares (minus fees, including what the broker charged you for borrowing those shares, of course).

The red line shows the stock price trend if things are not going your way. It’s bad when the stock price is higher than when you sold those borrowed shares; it means that the cost of replacing them is higher than what you made when you sold them, meaning that you owe the broker money.

Here’s where the theoretical infinity of the stock value will nail you: if there is no (theoretical) limit to the price of shares, there is no (theoretical) limit to what you can lose by shorting. With longing, you can’t lose more on a share than what you initially paid for it; with shorting, you can lose way more than the share’s original value.

I hope that makes things clearer. If you’ve got questions or something to say, please feel free to put them in the comments. If I can’t answer your questions, I can always ask Senor Gumbo.

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My Notes from Ruby on Rails Project Night

Bruce Lee, brandishing "Rails" nunchucksIt’s a bit too geeky to cover here on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century, but if you mosey on down to my tech blog, Global Nerdy, you’ll find my report on Friday’s Ruby on Rails Project Night, which featured:

  • James “Smalltalk Tidbits, Industry Rants” Robertson, who talked about Seaside and WebVelocity, and
  • Paul Doerwald, who gave a presentation on Agile Documentation.