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Religion + Animals = Metal?
Also, should have Metal -> Electricity -> AC/DC, Thunderbolt, Powersurge, etc.
John, Metal is what is applied to animals because of religion. or something.
But you can't argue with:
Death + Badass Misspellings = Faulkner References
Oh man, this is great, and very well put together.
I am proposing a subheading under Animals - "Really REAL", as there is one truly amazing act missing: the mighty Hatebeak - the world's only deathcore band fronted by a 19-year-old Congolese parrot named Waldo. Who, it goes without saying, hates you.
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lol nice job but what about Slipknot? (if u're gonna judge me and say that it's not real metal: well, neither is disturbed and a few others!)
what about immortal, and chthonic, and stuff?
@Oli: yea, i checked out hatebeak: So BADASS!