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One More Valentine’s Day Image

Air crew pulling a bow and arrow out of a blood-stained US Airways jet engine: "I don't care if it was playing the accordion. As far as you me and the FAA is concerned, if it has wings then it's a 'bird strike'. Capiche?"

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Seattle Travel Diary: Pike Place Market

I’ve got a couple of photosets from my recent trip to Seattle on Flickr. One of them is of the great signs I saw at Pike Place Market:

"Fresh" neon sign at Pike Place Market
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…and the other is devoted to some of the other sights around the market:

A very neat arrangement of green onions at Pike Place Market
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Skywalker Style!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

Even though it’s been almost four months since I’ve joined Microsoft, I’m still asked the question “Joey, why did you join the Dark Side?”

There are many reasons for joining the Dark Side. One of them is that the Rebels are sick, sick puppies:

Valentine card with Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia kissing: "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right"
Card courtesy of Ben Congdon.

Happy Valentine’s Day. my fellow nerds!

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Cupid and Psyche by Francois Gerard.

Now why don’t you crazy kids put on some pants.

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The Almost-Perfect Video for Celebrating Unix Time 1234567890

I would normally just post this in Global Nerdy and not here in Accordion Guy, but I can’t pass up the chance to share one of the best nerdy Sesame Street moments!

If it weren’t for the fact that the 0 isn’t at the end of the sequence, this Sesame Street video with The Count and Patrick Stewart would be perfect for celebrating Unix time 1234567890, the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. This numerically perfect moment takes place tonight at 23:31:30 GMT (in my neck of the woods – Eastern Standard Time, that’s 18:31:30).

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Joaquin Phoenix’s Awkward-a-Licious Interview on The Late Show with David Letterman

I’ve always admired people who can walk into an awkward situation and handle it with a quick wit, improvisation and aplomb. It’s a quality that I constantly strive to cultivate in myself. It’s also a quality that David Letterman has often been able to tap while interviewing some of his more difficult guests, most recently with a heavily bearded (and heavy sedated) Joaquin Phoenix on Wednesday’s Late Night show:

Letterman took would’ve been a ten-minute disaster for many other hosts and with a combination of “steering”, harnessing the audience’s goodwill toward Phoenix and gentle ribbing (“Can you tell us about your days with the Unabomber?”) turned it into one of his more memorable interviews. He even managed to evoke a smile and compliment from his spaced-out guest: “You’re a funny dude.”

Kudos to Dave for pulling it off!

Bonus reading material: Time has compiled Letterman’s top ten disastrous interviews.

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Fractal Gary Busey

I’m posting this animation for no reason other than the fact that it amuses me:

An infinitely zooming-in animation of Gary Busey