Las Vegas Travel Diary: Everything You Need for a Visit to Vegas
This vending machine in the men’s room in Accordion City’s Pearson Airport dispenses everything you need for the perfect weekend in Las Vegas:
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The offerings from the vending machine are outdone by the goodies awaiting guests of the Mandalay Bay hotel, where I’m staying. Miniature Snickers bars trump breath mints every time!
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Being the rather – ahem – “earthy” person that I am, I had to inspect “The Love Box”. Its contents are listed on the back of the box, which I photographed and posted below:
Is it me, or does the list of contents sound a bit…clinical?
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contents:
two greased up johnson jackets
two packets of WD-40...for REAL men!
two wipey things
two tasty mints
one "this leads to other things" oil
one more wipey thing
I suspect that most people who are actually in need of the box won't read the contents but will just open it.
The real question I have is: does Microsoft allow you to expense the use of the always-outrageously-expensive snack/minibar?
What, no miniature combination Russian phrasebook and bible?
Darn, David beat me to it. But here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus
For a real trip to Vegas, that washroom vending machine ought to at least dispense care packs containing 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid and a salt shaker half full of cocaine.