There’s an ad running in today’s Craigslist Toronto that reads:
8×16 liter buckets of used wrestling jello. (western back alley of queen west/bathurs)
Had jello wrestling last night, don’t know what to do with all the jello the ladies wrestled in. Anyone want it? Its sitting behind the Bovine, you have until I figure out how to properly dispose of it to come and get it.
By “Bovine”, the author of the ad is referring to my old haunt, the charming rock and roll dive bar known as the Bovine Sex Club (which, oddly enough, has its own Wikipedia entry).
I’m not sure what you can do with jello that’s been used for wrestling, but in case that’s your sort of kink, it’s in the alley behind the location marked by the pushpin in the map below.
Have a good April Fools’ Day tomorrow, but be mindful about your pranking.
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In the end I had to dissolve it all down the sink because nobody wanted it without the wrestlers.