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No Gas Pains Here

No gas pains here

Since May, I have filled the gas tank on my car a grand total of four times:

  1. Once to drive myself and my stuff from Accordion City to Ottawa, where I lived for the summer while immersing myself at my new job at Shopify.
  2. Once to drive from Ottawa to Kingston and back to attend my Engineering class’ 20th reunion at Crazy Go Nuts University.
  3. Once to drive myself and my stuff from Ottawa back to Accordion City.
  4. Once after the return trip from Ottawa. My tank is still mostly full as of this writing.

At this rate, most of my automotive spending has been on insurance and a little maintenance. Gas barely figures into the equation.

It was easy not driving in Ottawa. I lived and worked downtown, and Ottawa’s traffic, especially on the weekends, is positively idyllic in comparison to Toronto’s. Anyone who says that Ottawa has a traffic problem should be hermetically sealed in a dozen layers of bubble wrap for his or her own protection; such a person is too fragile to cope with the real world.

Since 2003, I’ve been riding “The Scorpion King”, my 7-speed Raleigh Calypso cruiser, pictured below:

The red rocket

I bought a new bike in Ottawa and broke with my tradition of buying cruisers. This time, I bought “The Red Rocket”, a deVinci Stockholm hybrid, pictured below, that I bought at the Kunstadt on Bank Street.

The red rocket

I didn’t travel terribly far in Ottawa, so while the new bike seemed appreciably snappier than the old one, I never got a sense of how good a commuter bike The Red Rocket was until I returned to Toronto and started biking from home in High Park to downtown. Hills that took some effort on the cruiser melt away on the hybrid. I zip down straightaways like an eel through a Vaseline sea. This thing is a joy to ride.

Not everyone can do this, of course. I work at a combination of locations: my rather nice home office, the Hacklab and a handful of places where they’re happy to let me “set up shop”. Given the sort of intra-urban distances I travel — about 7 kilometres (4.3 miles) from home to downtown — the bike gets me around about as quickly as public transit, once you factor in waiting times. And those of you who haven’t seen me in a bit have noticed the workout I’ve been getting; you don’t get that on the bus, streetcar or subway.

There will always be times when the car is a better option, and I’m glad I have mine. However, most of the time, the bike, combined with public transit when it’s raining, snowing or drinking, is great news for my wallet and waistline.

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The Gladstone Hotel’s Melody Bar Relaunches

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If you’re in Accordion City and find yourself down West Queen West way, make it a point to stop by the Gladstone Hotel and take a peek inside the Melody Bar, which “relaunches” this week. Starting last night and ending this Sunday, there’ll be an event every night to mark the Melody Bar’s new look and menu. I dropped in yesterday evening to catch the grand re-opening of my favourite recovering dive bar.

Along with its rival-in-reinvention down the street, The Drake Hotel, the Gladstone has become the symbol of the transformation of the neighbourhood from “Crackdale” to “Beaconsfield Village”. As the Gladstone started sprucing up when designer Christina Zeidler took it over a mere six years ago, so did the rest of the neighbourhood. Queen Street between Dufferin and Ossington became a place you went to, rather than through.

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If you’re a long-timer who drank could-be-colder-but-cheap bottles of “50” in the bar’s more, er, aromatic flophouse era, the Melody Bar will still be recognizable. The layout’s still the same, with the bar still along the east wall, the green marbled pillars still roughly bisecting the room and mischief zone in the back. It will seem bigger, thanks to that tried-and-true interior designer trick of making the room lighter in colour. The formerly dark ceiling has been painted white, the brown trim above the bar is now silver, the banquettes have been reupholstered to a lighter colour and the dark parquet on the floor got ripped up to expose the lighter-coloured old-school-hotel terrazzo underneath.

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The end result is that the place looks and feels a good deal loungier. It also looks good during the day, a feat that older incarnations of the Melody Bar would never be able to pull off, especially those prior to 2005. It would be tempting to start waxing nostalgic for the “good old days” of the Melody’s old dive-bar feel, but that torch has been passed to other bars in the zone bookended by and surrounding the Gladstone and Drake. (This tippler recommends the nearby Double Deuce Saloon, which not only does “dive bar” very well, but carries cheap and plentiful cans of Steigl and has one very raucous-yet-friendly karaoke night on Thursdays.)

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I arrived at last night’s party at 7:00 p.m., when the place was packed like cordwood, with barely enough room to move about (I took the photos in this article closer to 9:30, when the crowd had thinned out a bit). The crowd was incredibly varied, from jacketed-and-tied occidental salarymen to women in cocktail party dresses to the usual West Queen West ironic-t-shirt-and-skinny-jeans usual suspects, with many faces I’d never seen before.

“Have I been away that long?” I asked my friend Andrea, who was also there. “The crowd looks…different.”

“It’s the most eclectic crowd I’ve seen here,” she replied, looking about between sips of slightly-too-sweet open-bar white wine.

I had a grand old time with the new faces, striking up a number of conversations – a good number of them accordion-initiated – with complete strangers. It is, to my mind, anyway, half the fun of going to a party.

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Farther back, you’ll find larger wooden tables surrounded by bright red chairs; this is where the Melody goes from “lounge” to “hip charcuterie meets startup boardroom”. That may not be the designer’s intent, but speaking as a guy who works at a startup and loves charcuteries, this is what came to mind when I first saw it.

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At the far end of Melody are the couches for some serious lounging and related mischief. Above one of the couches is a photo of a guy in black tie participating in a classic treatment for a hangover.

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I’m sure that sooner or later, this couch will end up as the scene of a story in this blog. If history and my bizarre luck are any indication, it will probably involve a girl and be high-larious…in retrospect.

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At about 8:30, Jeremy Vendermeij, the Gladstone’s Creative Director (and creator of hotel events such as Tweetgasm) took the stage and introduced hotel President Christine Zeidler. She thanked her crew for a great job on renovating the Melody and presented special awards to two members of her staff for their work on the project.

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Do good work, get a tiara. That sounds fair.

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It’s not a Toronto Urban Event That Matters unless Rannie “Photojunkie” Turingan has been assigned a makeshift photo studio somewhere in the venue. Since this event fell perfectly into that category, Rannie was one room over in the brightly-lit Art Bar, photographing attendees in the convenient corner.

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Now that I’m back in Toronto and working as an even-more-mobile worker than I did during my tenure at The Empire, I’m looking for “third places” in which to work. While my home office is a great workplace, it’s isolated. Sometimes, that’s nice; other times, I want to have some human contact at work, and a mid-workday change of scene is often what I need to stay motivated. The Melody Bar offers free wifi, and it seems that people are encouraged to work and even hold meetings there during the day. I may just have to hold some office hours there.

And now, full disclosure. I was invited to the event by Danielle Iversen, who handle promotions for The Gladstone. But hey, ask anyone who was there: I was having a ball!

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Toronto Techie Dim Sum: Wednesday, September 21st at noon @ Sky Dragon

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Update, Tuesday September 20th: If you’d like to come to this event, please RSVP on the Facebook event page so I have an idea of the number of people and can make arrangements with the restaurant accordingly!

It’s a Toronto tradition that’s gone neglected for far too long: the monthly dim sum lunch at good ol’ Sky Dragon. It’s time to bring it back!

Although it’s short notice, I don’t want to delay its return any more, so I’m declaring one for THIS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21st AT NOON at the usual location: Sky Dragon, the dim sum restaurant at the top floor of Dragon City Shopping Mall, located on the southwest corner of Dundas and Spadina.

This is not formal at all: no agenda, set topics or presentations: it’s just local people who build software and sites getting together to share a nice lunch. You don’t have to be a developer to attend; if you somehow take part in the activity of writing software, building web sites or just like hanging out with the very nice people who make up Toronto’s very active tech scene, please join us!

We all pitch in on the final bill, and for the past few dim sum lunches, it’s worked out to about $12 a person, tip included. It’s a pretty good price considering how much food you get.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Rosh Hashanah Rock Anthem

In honour of Rosh Hashanah — the Jewish new year — and the High Holidays, here’s Rosh Hashanah Rock Anthem (done to the tune of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem).

Special thanks to Harley “H-Fizzle” Finkelstein for finding this!

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Me and My Buddies Tried to Get Into Your Mom’s on Saturday Night…

Joey deVilla, Kevin Hale and Jonathan Kay at the door of Your Mom's Downtown Bar in Omaha.

…but she’s closed for renovations.

(That’s me from Shopify, Kevin Hale from Wufoo and Jonathan Kay from Grasshopper, out on the town in Omaha on Saturday night. Thanks to Christelle Lachapelle from BatchBlue for the photo!)

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Hello from Omaha / Some Wonkiness with the Blog

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Hello from Omaha! I’m here for the weekend to represent Shopify at BarCamp Omaha — if you’re interested, I’ve written it up in a little more detail here.

I know that The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century isn’t looking quite right. I think something’s gone weird with this particular installation of WordPress (my other blog, Global Nerdy, doesn’t have this problem). I’m looking into it.

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Happy 45th Birthday, Star Trek!

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Bow chicka wah-wah!

It had some of the sillier plots and ideas to come from popular sci-fi, full of bad acting and even worse special effects, mired in some (but not all) the norms of 1950s and 1960s television, but it still somehow managed to influence pop culture and a lot of technologies – from the “flip” design of earlier mobile phones to Uhura’s Bluetooth earpiece to the iPad, to name a couple — and find a place in many a geek’s heart, including this one’s. It was Star Trek, now known as Star Trek: The Original Series or TOS for short, and it made its debut on this day 45 years ago: September 8th, 1966.

There are a lot of ways to pay tribute to Star Trek and its spin-offs, but here’s a way a lot of people won’t point you to: some very well-made fan films that I’ve found rather enjoyable – in fact, in some cases, they’re a little better than the original series.

If there’s an ultimate Trek fan, I’d have to say it’s James Cawley, who used the money from his Elvis impersonator gig to fund his fan series titled Star Trek: Phase II. There are some pretty good episodes in this series: some interesting storytelling, some better acting, and far improved visuals. Here are the episodes…

In Harm’s Way: The Doomsday Machines have screwed up history, but Spock has a plan to fix it, with the assistance of the Guardian of Forever:

To Serve All My Days: Captain Kirk needs his best weapons officer on the bridge, but Lt. Chekov is incapacitated with a debilitating disease that is causing him to age rapidly… a disease for which Dr. McCoy can find no cure. This one has special guest star Walter Koenig, the Chekov from TOS and was written by D.C. Fontana, who wrote episodes for TOS:

World Enough and Time: A Romulan weapons test goes awry and snares the Enterprise in an inter-dimensional trap. Lt. Commander Sulu returns to find himself 30 years out of place and the key to saving the crew of the Enterprise as the precarious grasp on their own dimension begins to slip.This one has special guest star George “Just Say” Takei, the Sulu from TOS:

Blood and Fire, Parts 1 and 2: This one’s got it all – a two-parter, a big space battle, survival horror with Regulan bloodworms, gay ensigns and Denise Crosby from Star Trek: The Next Generation playing an interesting role.

Enemy: Starfleet: The USS Eagle, lost eight years before, is now in the clutches of a woman who bends starships and their captains to her will and has been reverse engineered into a fleet that is bent on domination and genocide.

Finally, there’s Of Gods and Men, a fan film featuring some of the New Voyages sets and cast and a whole mess of “real” Trek actors, including Nichelle Nichols (Uhura), Walter Koenig (Chekov), Alan Ruck (Captain John Harriman, from Start Trek: Generations), Tim Russ (Tuvok from Voyager), Ethan Phillips (Neelix from Voyager), Robert Walker Jr. (“Charlie” from the Charlie X TOS episode) and cameos by actors from other Star Trek series:

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.