Categories
Uncategorized

The Republicans, On Jobs

Let’s file this one under “Funny because it’s true”:

Photos of John Boehner on different occasions: "GOP before Occupy Wall Street: Where are the jobs? / GOP after Occupy Wall Street: Why don't all those protesters just get jobs?"

Picture found via Reddit.

Categories
Uncategorized

“Dora the Explorer”, the Way it Should’ve Been Done

Once she’s grown up and you give her a gun and opportunities for gratuitous violence, Dora the Explorer’s not so bad. Kind of cute, even. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating churros.

Categories
Uncategorized

On Heavy Rotation

Plywood (really!) headphones. On the plywood (which holds the two speakers) is a painted bird with the comic word bubble "Put on some clothes!"

And now, more music that’s been getting heavy rotation on my various music-playing devices. These all fall under the rather vague category of “electronica”.

Black Moth Super Rainbow: Born on a Day the Sun Didn’t Rise

Yes, I like my music a little weird, and nobody does "a little weird” quite like the Pittsburgh-based Black Moth Super Rainbow, who aren’t afraid to dose their electronica with equal parts indie rock, folk, psychedelia and that sixties sound that can come only from the Mellotron. Born on a Day the Sun Didn’t Rise is probably my favourite Black Moth Super Rainbow track; it comes from the 2009 Album Eating Us.

I’ve heard that they’re pretty good live, and if this video of them performing Sun Lips in 2007 is any indication, I’d love to catch one of their shows:

Gramatik: Happiness on a Leash

If you like your electronica served up with a side of funk, Gramatik is your go-to guy. Chances are, if you’ve been drinking in any bar on “West Queen West” in the past couple of months, you’ve probably heard a Gramatik track – most likely Moar Jive – in the background. This track, Happiness on a Leash, is one of my fave ones off the latest album, Beats and Pieces, Vol. 1.

Want to hear more? You’re in luck: Gramatik’s label, Pretty Lights Music, has the album available for download for free – just visit their page (and if you like the album, please consider donating).

Handsome Furs: Repatriated and What About Us

I was in university during the age of grunge, so when you say that an artist is on the Sub Pop label, I naturally assume their music is some sort of grunge/fuzz/noise rock (after all, they gave us Nirvana, L7, Soundgarden, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr. and Pigface). Not so with Sound Kapital, the latest album by Canadian husband-and-wife duo known as Handsome Furs. Dan, the husband of the pair, has the guitar as his primary instrument, but for this album, he chose to compose entirely on keyboards as a way of putting a twist on his writing and to make it easier to write while on the road. The end result is an eighties-tinged synth-fest that made me double-check who the artist was when I first heard their stuff on satellite radio while zipping down the 401 from cottage country on Sunday.

The video above is for Repatriated, while the one below is for What About Us. Be warned that the video below, even though it’s the censored version, might still be a bit too racy for your workplace. It’s sort of tame for my workplace, but you must remember that my workplace in the mornings is my home office, which is pants-optional until 10:00 a.m..

If you’re at home or a workplace that tolerates it, you might want to check out the uncensored version here. Nudities abound.

Categories
Uncategorized

“February – Blog Later”

View out of an airplane window, looking at the wing and clouds

I have a folder on my hard drive called “File Me”. It’s a catch-all that I use for things that I don’t feel like organizing right at the moment, but will put in their proper places later. “Later” turned out to be last night.

The tulip stand at Pike Place Market in Seattle, brimming with red and yellow tulips

Among the items contained within “File Me” was a folder labelled “February – blog later”.

My orange and white wristband from the TechReady 12 conference. Reads "TechReady 12 / Attendee Party / The Commons, Microsoft Campus / Thursday, 17 February 2011 / 19:30 - 24:00"

Curious, I thought, and looked inside. Within that folder were a handful of photos, a scan of a wristband and an animated gif made from an old Mickey Mouse cartoon. Put together, they tell a story.

Oh yeah, I thought, looking at the images. Definitely blog later. I’ve included all of them in this article.

A bottle of bitters. Label reads "Scrappy's Bitters / Herbal Tincture / All natural with herb maceration / RHUBARB / Old Fashion Style"

It’s hard to believe that these photos are from mid- to late February, not quite eight months ago. I flew to Seattle twice that month, spending a grand total of sixteen days there. Home had become a nice place to visit.

Joey deVilla poses with the giant troll under the bridge in Seattle, with his arm up the troll's left nostril

I have very vivid memories of the night my friend Jeannie drove me to place near the Sound. I breathed in lungfuls of cool night air and stood on locks over waters that would eventually flow into the Pacific, thinking that only a month before and a continent away, I was in a darkened emergency room. It hadn’t been that long since I was gasping like a fish on dry land, fumbling in the dark, desperately trying to reconnect the emergency call button and thinking “so this is what dying feels like”.

Puget Sound locks after sunset, with some light still in the sky

What with the bouncing between Eastern and Pacific time zones – twice, the late nights and early mornings associated with doing a presentation in front of hundreds of people, the countless (and expensed!) tumblers of bourbon and goblets of red wine and perhaps a whiff or two of pheromones, it’s all a big jumble in my head.

A sleeping malamute in the back seat of a car

I visited a great-aunt, my late grandmother’s sister, whom I hadn’t seen in years. I made friends with the sweetest, most gentle dog with abandonment issues. My co-worker Paul and I gave one kick-ass presentation; we still get complimented on it. I jammed live on stage with the Bootie DJ crew at Chop Suey, playing accordion over a mash-up that used The Eurythmics’ Sweet Dreams as the base track. The next week, I played with the band in the middle of Safeco Field.

Someone at Redmond said that I’d be an asset to their team and that I should transfer there. I gave it some serious thought.

Animation of Mickey Mouse poking sausages with forks

I got perp walked into a meeting with a perturbed C-level executive. I had some heart-to-heart conversations with a lot of co-workers who were convinced that I was going to quit, including one with my manager that was only survivable through continuous shots of Wild Turkey. Oddly, at the time, while it would be a fair assumption to think I was going to leave, I was determined to stay.

View of the highway from Seattle Crowne Plaza hotel at night

I had two terrible, sleepless nights, slumped in my hotel room’s easy chair with a bucket of Coronas in ice at my side, staring at the highway to Portland and thinking “something’s got to change.”

(The Seattle Crowne Plaza’s room service has a “three chicken tacos and three Coronas in a bucket of ice” special for $20. Every hotel should have a deal like this for those long dark nights of the soul.)

A woman playing Joey deVilla's accordion

There’s a even a hilarious (in retrospect, anyway) story about a non-date gone wrong that involves a Lotus Esprit, the pigeon-hole principle, too much booze, free fries, rotten timing, the accordion (naturally) and of course, a girl. I’ll tell it someday. It can’t ever hope to top “Worst Date Ever”, but it’s still a good one.

jeannie

Oh yeah, and apple pancake with Jeannie. That was pretty good.

Take-out container with the word "Mine" and "Yours" in a "forbidden" circle.

None of these photos will ever win any awards. Any decent photographer will tell you that they’re just vacation snaps, and they’d be right. But they’re special to me, because they tug at my soul. They take me back to a very tumultuous February.

View from the window as my plane comes in for a landing in Toronto

As for the stories that go with the photos? I think I’ll let them “age” a little longer before telling them. I’m going to follow the instructions I gave to myself when naming the folder they came from: “blog later”.

Categories
Uncategorized

The Cover of Next Week’s New Yorker

Cover of the New Yorker, October 17, 2011, featuring an illustration of Steve Jobs at the Pearly Gates, with St. Peter processing him on an iPad

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

Categories
Uncategorized

I’ll Admit It, I Laughed (Part 2)

"Most Interesting Man in the World" says "I don't always have sex with Spanish Star Trek fans, but when I do, I prefer DOS TREKKIES"

Categories
Uncategorized

I’ll Admit It, I Laughed

Photo of Steve Wozniak, with the caption "No one will ever need more that 640K of RAM. -- Steve Jobs"

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.