The odds are better than even that it’s just a creative writing exercise featuring made-up texts, but real or not, Texts from Bennett is high-larious. It’s purportedly a blog featuring screen captures of SMS conversations between the blog’s owner and his/her cousin Bennett, who is described as:
"…my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he’s a crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.
He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.”
Here’s Bennett on seasonal activity, birth control and filesharing:
And finally, Bennett on how you can be straight up gangsta and have a stuffed animal:
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This is the funniest goddamn thing I've read all week.
Also: $20 says the Cartoon Network is already developing a show called HUSTLA DA RABBIT.
Yes, it's a guy--Mac Lethal, to be exact:
http://gawker.com/5864076/the-nerdy-white-rapper-who-launched-two-internet-sensations-in-24-hours