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Martin LOOFAH King

Apparently, this is a creation of Shed Simove, who calls himself “Ideas Man”. According to his “About” page, he’s a “performer, author and serial entrepreneur” who turns “his unconventional concepts into lucrative new business ventures which form the basis of his completely unique stand-up routines and corporate speeches”.

The best comment I’ve heard in response to Martin Loofah King: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how well that skin has been exfoliated."

It reminds me of the Nelson Mandela air freshener.

(I need to come up with an idea for a Shopify shop. Maybe I should sell the “Loofah Vandross”.)

Joey deVilla

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