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What People Think NASA Employees Do

First, I posted What People Think Entrepreneurs Do. Then, What People Think Libertarians Do. Now, I present this…

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What People Think Libertarians Do

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Thanks to George Stocker for sending this my way!

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Shopify’s on Fast Company’s “The World’s 50 Most Innovative Companies” List! / You Should Work With Us

Shopify Makes Fast Company’s “50 Most Innovative Companies” List

Fast Company / The World's 50 Most Innovative Companies - featuring Shopify

We’re in good company: along with Amazon, Square and Patagonia, Shopify made Fast Company’s “World’s 50 Most Innovative Companies” list in the “Retail” category. Here’s what they wrote:

For democratizing and automating ecommerce tools. Shopify offers pre-made templates that allow people to quickly and easily set up an online store without needing to know how to code a website. Shopify creates tools and templates to power online storefronts. (Notable clients include Rovio, Angry Birds’ parent company, and GE.) Shopify has grown to almost 20,000 storefronts in 88 countries, which did a combined $275 million in online sales, up from $120 million in 2010. Up next: Making it as easy to buy sell to mobile customers.

Join Us, It’s Bliss!

Shopify standard issue gear: Apple 27" display, MacBook Pro, Apple Wireless Keyboard, Aeron chair, Apple Magic Mouse, Bag O' Stuff

Even more Shopify standard issue gear: Light grey Shopify t-shirt, dark grey Shopify t-shirt, light grey Shopify hoodie, neat pen, Moleskine notebook, Godiva chocolates, $100 restaurant gift card, $50 Apple Store gift card

If making the Fast Company list doesn’t impress you, maybe my earlier article about why Shopify’s a great place to work will. From the company’s success to interesting projects to the way we get stuff done to the cool gear that’s standard issue for Shopify employees (see the photo above; you get to pick between a MacBook Pro and MacBook Air these days), there are reasons aplenty to hitch your wagon to Shopify’s star.

We’re looking to fill these positions right now:

Software Engineer, Applications
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Shopify is looking to hire a Software Engineer for our growing Applications Team. The Applications Team is responsible for building supported Shopify Applications for the Shopify App Store as well as 3rd party applications. If you are interested in working on challenging Ruby on Rails projects with a team of highly motivated and talented individuals then this position is for you.

Software Engineer, Billing
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Shopify is looking to hire a Software Engineer to maintain and extend our sophisticated SaaS billing platform servicing over 20,000 merchants. The Shopify billing system is a core piece of infrastructure that handles millions of dollars of financial transactions. If you are interested in working on challenging Ruby projects with a team of highly motivated and talented individuals then this position is for you.

This article also appears in the Shopify Technology Blog.

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Random Valentine’s-Themed Graphic #7: Skyrim!

"I used to be an adventurer like you - then I took an arrow in the heart."

This’ll make sense only if you play Skyrim or hang out on Reddit.

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Valentine’s Day Retro Karaoke

This one’s a Valentine’s gift for my older readers: karaoke versions of love-themed (or lust-themed) hits from my misspent youth!

If you’re in the Toronto area and looking for something to do tonight, Jason Rolland’s hosting a Hard Luck Tuesday Anti-Valentine’s Karaoke night, in which love songs are completely banned. It’s at the Hard Luck Bar tonight (772 Dundas West, 2 blocks west of Bathurst) at 10:00 p.m.. I’d go, but I’m otherwise occupied – I just want to show some support for Jason!

Just Like Heaven (The Cure)

As a matter of fact, I happen to know “that trick”.

Sweet Dreams (Eurythmics)

I love those laserdic karaoke videos where they add footage that matches the song lyrics but is too cheesy for words or doesn’t really match the song at all. Here’s an example of the latter.

There is a Light That Never Goes Out (The Smiths)

This song will always remind me of drinking Jack-and-cokes with cute mopeygoth girls at Montreal’s Thunderdome club during “Kill McGill” when I was in grade 14. (As you might expect, it’s a long story.)

Somebody to Love (Queen)

Gotta get some classic rock in there!

Enjoy the Silence (Depeche Mode)

Only Depeche Mode can say “Shu’cho mouf, baby” in a really romantic way.

Punk Rock Girl (Dead Milkmen)

Okay, this isn’t a karaoke version, but the album version with lyrics on the video. Still, it’s one of my faves from that era.

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Random Valentine’s-Themed Graphic #6: “Community”-Themed Valentines

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If the Golden Girls and Sailor Moon Valentine’s cards I posted earlier don’t do it for you, how ’bout these ones featuring the characters from Community?

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What People Think Entrepreneurs Do

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Funny because it’s true.

This article also appears in the Shopify Technology Blog.