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The Silence of the Weasels (or: The silences from that incredibly awkward Mike Daisey interview on “This American Life”)

If you haven’t yet listened to episode 460 of This American Life, Retraction, you should. It’s the one in which they retract the content of episode 454, Mr. Daisey and the Apple Factory, in which Mike Daisey relates his experiences of a visit to China to see the factory where iPhones and iPads are made. Daisey tells stories of meeting with underage and injured workers, armed guards at the factory and secret union meetings at Starbucks — stories which turned out to be fabrications when investigated further.

Mike Daisey, weasel

Daisey was invited back to NPR’s studios to explain himself, and in the episode, he’s a total weasel. He does apologise for presenting his piece as journalism, but he insists that it’s theatre, which gives him some artistic license in telling what is essentially a true story. He refuses to acknowledge that he lied or attempted to cover up the truth, even when confronted with evidence that he did so.

Instead of being a grown-up and owning up to his mistakes, when questioned, he hedges, he makes lame excuses, but most damningly, he just sits there and says nothing. There are long periods of silence after he’s asked questions that would clearly expose his fabrications, and they’re rather painful to listen to.

Michael Sippey’s done something clever: he’s taken those questions and the following silences and turned them into a single piece titled The Silence of Mike Daisey, which you can listen to using the audio player above. It’s all of Daisey’s weaselling, all in one go.

Found via Jason Kottke. Thanks, dude!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Marshall Amp Beer Fridge! WANT!!!

I’m a keyboard player, but as a frustrated guitarist, I often ran my synths through distortion pedals and the iconic Marshall amp a la Jon Lord from Deep Purple. That’s why even though Marshalls are for plank-spankers, I’d love to get one of these Marshall beer fridges

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Worst “How-To” Book EVER!

Cat reading "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Titled as found.

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Flying Back to Toronto This Evening

View of airplane cabin with back of German shepherd's head in the seat ahead

It’s been a fun three weeks — first Montreal for ConFoo, then Austin for South by Southwest and finally Tampa to visit the New Special Friend, but it’s time to head home. I’m on Air Canada’s direct flight back to Accordion City tonight.

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From Pure Thoughts and Scripture to Violence, Porn and Rock: Me at Microsoft and Me at Shopify, a Year Later

"Goofus and Gallant"-style picture in a Christian textbook: Gallant is smiling awkwardly with the words "Good music", "Scripture" and "Pure thoughts"; Goofus is frowning with the words "Rock music", "violence" and "pornography"

The recent articles about high-profile resignations — one from Goldman Sachs, another from Google — reminded me that it was about a year ago when I decided to move on from Microsoft and join Shopify. I don’t regret that decision at all: look at the difference it’s made! (Microsoft me is pictured above on the left, Shopify me is the guy on the lower right.) I’m living a rather untethered, start-uppy life, playing with cool tech, making a difference in ways you might not expect, and smiling all the way — expect when I’m showing my violence/porn/rock “O-face”, of course.

I don’t think it’s quite time to put the whole story of my departure in print, but it should suffice to say that it’s high-larious and spoken of loudly and with much laughter over beers in many a pub, and quietly with much side-to-side glancing within the halls of The Empire. What I will say is that I signed my Shopify offer letter in the lobby bar of the Omni Austin Hotel in the wee hours of the morning at South by Southwest 2011 and filed my resignation over a Shiner Bock at the bar by near my gate at Austin Bergstrom airport. I’ve been knee-deep in violence, porn and rock ever since!

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Admit It, You’re Doing the Same Thing at Work Right Now

These days, it’s probably Facebook instead of Solitaire.

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Sign of the Day, Part 2: Hasta la Vista, Kama Sutra!

Sign inside frame: "To the person who borrowed the KAMASUTRA poster: please replace it ASAP -- THANKS"

Also seen yesterday afternoon at Tun-Du-Ree in Tampa. Florida is weird, man.

Two questions come to mind:

  • What kind of person posts a framed kama sutra poster in an Indian fast-food restaurant?
  • What kind of person steals a framed kama sutra poster from an Indian fast-food restaurant?

(I must say, the chicken saag and chicken tikka masala at Tun-du-ree are pretty good.)