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Sign of the Day, Part 1: Patriotic and Exotic (Dancers)

Electronic sign for the "Mons Venus Nude" strip club, which reads: "Buy American / Create American Jobs"

I saw this yesterday in Tampa while the New Special Friend and I were heading out to dinner. Keep in mind that live stripping — er, I mean exotic dancing — is one of those things that you just can’t offshore.

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Meanwhile, in Japan… (or: Nothing Sells Candy Better Than Hot Girl-on-Girl Action)

Super typeface genius Ray Larabie lives in Japan and likes to keep people informed of the weirdness that they’re famous for. The latest thing is this commercial for candy featuring members of the all-girl idolsinger group AKB48 passing candy mouth-to-mouth. It airs during prime time and features a triple pun: “Chu” is the name of the product (“chew”), the Japanese onomatopoetic sound for a kiss, and a term for a promotional campaign.

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Dog wearing an Irish-style cap and glasses, with a cigarette in his mouth and a pint glass full of beer in front of him.

Let’s celebrate this day properly, shall we?

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“Where’s the W, cuh? #Trippy”

Badminton racket with a "W" painted on the strings, held over a car's dashboard. The badminton strings cast a shadow, but not the "W". Inset is a Tweet: "Where the W, cuh? #Trippy"

You know why the “W” doesn’t cast a shadow, don’t you? Please say you do. Please.

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This Safety Sign Will End in Tears

Sign: "Please, when using the stairs, stay to the RIGHT when going UP, stay to the LEFT when going DOWN. This will keep people from running into each other."

Don’t you wish you knew where this sign was posted, just so you could watch the ensuing hilarity?

Found via Joe Hunt.

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Dispatches from SxSW, Part 14: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap on Accordion at the Fandango Party

Joey deVilla plays accordion at the Fandango partyLast year, I wandered into Fandango’s party at South by Southwest and stumbled into a karaoke competition. I walked out with a brand new iPad 1, which now belongs to my friend Katie Hrycak (I myself got a free iPad 2, and that’s another story).

This year, my Shopify coworkers and I wandered into Fandango’s party, and Karaoke Apocalypse, the karaoke band who played at last year’s party, were there.

“I remember you!” said the rhythm guitarist. “You’re that guy with the accordion! You’re the accordion guy!”

“I’m back,” I said. “Wanna play Dirty Deeds?”

The end result is the video above, with special introduction by Cody Fauser and Mark Hayes. Enjoy!

 

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Sayonara, Austin. Konnichiwa, Tampa!

A view from my window seat, featuring Southwest Airlines' wing, green islands and blue ocean

The view from my window, yesterday at 2:30 p.m.. I took this during the last bit of our approach to Tampa Bay Airport. I’ve got to hand it to Southwest for sneaking in free advertising into my photo!

I left Austin yesterday morning and will be here in Tampa for about a week to work during the day and hang out with the New Special Friend in the evenings. Better still, she’s coming up to Toronto in early April!