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Quotes About Canada

Before Canada Day is over, some choice quotes about Canada:

“Ah, sweet Canada Day! The day that Americans give thanks that, in case global warming turns out to be real, their new homeland lies supine and succulent, ripe for the plucking.”

“Canada is basically what happened when France and England got together to try to create the friendliest country on Earth.”

Archer on the terrorists who want an independent Nova Scotia: “[They’re] armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada’s responsible gun control laws?”

“If Canada didn’t exist, we’d have to invent it.”

Maciej Ceglowski: “Any sufficiently advanced society is indistinguishable from Canada.”

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