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Mitt Romney’s “Gabbo Moment” [Updated]

There’s a Simpsons quote for every occasion, and in this particular case, I think the right one comes from the episode titled Krusty Gets Kancelled, the one in which Gabbo makes his debut:

“47% of the voters are S.O.B.’s.”

In the episode, Gabbo speaks his true feelings about the children during a commercial break, unaware that Bart has secretly switched the camera on so that everything he says goes live on the air. “All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.’s,” Gabbo complains, as puppeteer Arthur Crandall asks him to stop insulting his audience.

Yesterday, Mother Jones publicized a number of surreptitiously-shot videos at a fundraiser dinner held in May where Mitt Romney had his Gabbo moment, in which he called about half the country moochers and grifters:

The Romney in these videos is so different from the one we normally see at press conferences and town halls. He’s not awkward, stilted or robotic like the one whom we often see on TV or the one we hear about when he’s talking to people he doesn’t like. This one’s relaxed, comfortable, happy to be holding court and shooting from the hip. He’s talking to people whom he sees as equals, or at least doing better than what he perceives as “middle income”, which he recently defined in an interview on Good Morning America as being “$200,000 to $250,000 and less”:

While you could debate that “middle income” is a meaningless term, the upper bound of $250,000 that Romney uses as a definition of “middle income” is 5 times the real median income. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, it was $50,054 in 2011, which coincidentally is only slightly more than the $50,000 that attendees of the fundraiser dinner paid to attend. Even if you’re making a little less than the lower figure Romney cites — a paltry $200,000 — you’re doing well. Page 38 of the U.S. Census Bureau’s Income, Poverty, and Health Insurance Coverage in the United States: 2011 report says that if your household income is $186,000, you’re in the top 5%.

Where are those layabouts 47% percent who don’t pay income taxes? This map from an article in the Atlantic shows that they’re mostly in red states — that is, states where the voters tend to vote Republican (and often against their own best interests):

Update: Here’s how that 47% breaks down, as pointed out by NPR, who in turn point to this July 2011 report from the Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center:

“Low income” is defined as below $26,400 for a family of four. In contrast, Romney’s in a family of nearly twice that size (him, his wife Ann, and five kids) but his 2010 income was three orders of magnitude larger ($21 million), most of it from his money working for him (dividends, capital gains and interest).

Update: It should also be noted that two-thirds of that 47% do pay payroll tax, which is 15.3%. That’s a bigger proportion than Romney’s income tax rate, which is a stunningly low 13%. How do I get in on that action?

What Romney’s saying is that if you’re not well off, it’s because you’re a slacker. It’s a standard conservative trope. Yes, there are people who don’t make money because they can’t get off their asses to do an honest day’s work. But there are also people who make a fair bit of money who also do very little work. I met them when I went to Crazy Go Nuts University (one of the “Canadian Ivies”) and in the working world, most notably at Toronto’s Worst-Run Startup, which was run by a hyperkinetic yet lazy trust fund kid who was more interested taking the team rock climbing than actually making software. If you work in an office with more than a few dozen people, you probably have someone who’s raking in the dough but not doing much. The converse of what he’s saying is that if you’re well off enough that you can spend the equivalent of the U.S. 2011 median income to bask in Romney’s aura for a couple of hours, you must be awesome, and as one Romney crony puts it, he was just playing to the audience.

The hastily-assembled press conference put together by the Romney campaign is pretty weak sauce:

In a post in Esquire’s Politics Blog, aptly titled The Worst Thing Romney Has Said About Americans Yet, Charles P. Pierce makes these astute observations about Romney (with added emphasis by Yours Truly):

To this moment, I guarantee you, Romney is probably astonished at what all the fuss is about. This is simply the way the world is. There is himself, Willard Romney, and his perfect family, and his perfect life, and there is The Help, and The Help gets drunk on the job, and prunes the shrubbery badly, and pockets the silverware, and makes off with the odd can of salmon out of the pantry. He is who he is today because his breeding and his genes and his god have arranged him to be through a serious of immutable laws against which only a fool or The Help would presume to argue. He is what his golden life has made him to be, and his golden life was only the bare minimum of that to which god and nature entitled him. To ask him to doubt any of this is to ask him to doubt gravity or the movement of the tides.

We are coming rapidly toward a devastating confluence of two colliding panics. The Romney campaign is panicking about itself, and the Republicans are panicking about the Romney campaign. He cannot come back from this, honestly. This is who he is. This is what he believes the world to be. Half the electorate already thinks he’s a fake, which means he’s not a very good one. There’s really only one campaign left to him now.

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Just Another Day in Australia [Updated, with “Clock Spider” Pics]

I have no idea why my friend John Bristowe decided to move to Australia; the place seems to be packed with nothing but Nature’s most deadly creatures:

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For the benefit of those people who didn’t get the “Clock Spider” reference (or who for some reason need nightmare fuel), here are the photos of this internet-famous spider. He’s a Huntsman spider that was found lurking behind a wall clock in Darwin, Australia:

Ooh! What’s that behind the clock?

AIEE!!! Clock spider! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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When Grocery Stores Get Kinky

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Coming Up This Wednesday: Toronto Techie Dim Sum and the Ladies Learning Code Fundraiser [Updated]

This Wednesday should be an interesting one for Toronto-area techies! During the workday, there’s this event:

It’s the return of the monthly Toronto Techie Dim Sum lunch this Wednesday, September 19th at noon. It’s a gathering of techies and their friends to get together over a friendly, cheap and cheerful dim sum lunch. There are no formal presentations or discussions or sales pitches; it’s lunch, with as much or as little “networking” as you like. It’ll happen at the usual place: Sky Dragon restaurant, located at the top floor of Dragon City mall, located on the southwest corner of Spadina and Dundas. For more details, see this blog entry.

Later that day, Ladies Learning Code will be throwing their Fundraiser Party at CSI Annex (720 Bathurst Street, halfway between Bloor and Harbord). They now have a permanent atelier at the Annex branch of the Centre for Social Innovation large enough to hold workshops for dozens of eager learners who want to get a better idea of how the technology they use every day works, but it costs money, hence Wednesday’s fundraiser. According to their Indiegogo page, they’ve surpassed their $10,000 fundraising goal, but you can still get tickets and help support them — just get them at http://ladieslearningcodeparty.eventbrite.com/!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Quebec Trip, Part 8: The Adorable Baby Lynx at the Montreal Biodome

While we were in Montreal, The Lady Friend and I paid a visit to the Biodome, whose prime attraction this summer was the newly-born lynx kitten. At twelve weeks of age, it looked like more like a household cat than a creature of the wild.

In the spirit of Caturday, I’m posting these pictures that The Lady Friend took. He’s just too adorable, even if he’s a wild animal who’s probably in league with the godless killing machines.

I love how his paws seem to belong to a much larger cat.

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Toronto Techie Dim Sum: Wednesday, September 19th!

Last night, I got this message from RT Lechow via Facebook:

“I no tech lunch” over the past few months was because I decided to go on summer vacation. Now that summer vacation’s over and I’m back at work making mobile software, it’s time to revive the monthly tech lunch. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the return of…

…the Toronto Techie Dim Sum! Here are the details:

  • Where:Sky Dragon restaurant, on the top floor of Dragon City mall (southwest corner of Dundas and Spadina).
  • When: Wednesday, September 19th, from noon until about 1:30 p.m.. Sometimes we get really deep into a conversational topic.
  • How much: We split the bill evenly, and no matter how much we’ve managed to gorge ourselves, I’ve never seen it go higher that $12 a person.
  • Why: Because I love doing the community-building thing and want to catch up with all of you.

As always, this is just a lunch gathering of Toronto-area people who either work in tech, hang out with people who work in tech, or who just simply like tech and techies. There’s no agenda, no set topics, no presentations – just good people, good conversation and good (and inexpensive) food.

Once again, you don’t have to be a developer to attend! If you take part in the activity of writing software, building web sites or cobbling together technologies, or if you just like hanging out with the very nice people who comprise Toronto’s active and vibrant tech scene, you’re more than welcome to join us for lunch!

If you’re on Facebook and want to join us for lunch, please visit the event’s Facebook page and RSVP.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Quebec Trip, Part 7: Playing Accordion around the Plateau

The trip to Montreal and Quebec was the first real vacation that The Lady Friend and I had ever taken together. Prior to that, any visit that she or I made to each other’s home towns were “working vacations”, where one or both of us spent the weekdays at work. As our first real vacation, it was mostly about being together. Still, I wanted to see a couple of friends while in Montreal, and I was lucky enough to catch up with my old Microsoft coworker Frédéric Harper and his fiancée Émilie on our final Saturday afternoon, just before our dinner at Au Pied de Cochon.

We met up at Else’s, one of my favourite watering holes in Montreal. Else’s has a restaurant licence, not a bar licence, so they can’t serve you drinks unless you order at least a little food to go along with it. Luckily, they offer a number of small dishes that allow you to obey the letter of the law without causing you to “waste” your money on something other than alcohol. The crowd at Else’s is a friendly one, the staff are pretty cool, and the music is always great. The Lady Friend absolutely loved the blues selection they had on their sound system that afternoon.

The Lady Friend and I started to make our way to Au Pied de Cochon later that afternoon, so I invited Fred and Émilie to join us on the walk there. Fred had told me that Émilie had always wanted to take up the accordion, so I let her take it out for a spin. Fred took this photo of her, and he also wrote about it on his blog, Out of Comfort Zone:

I then took over and played as we walked the streets of Montreal’s Plateau neighbourhood. Fred shot a couple of videos, the first of which is below:

I love this video. It’s not the playing or the singing or the fact that it’s me doing what I love — it’s the fact that the lady whom I love is grinning from ear to ear through it all. I live for her smile.

It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, and many people were out making the most of the end of August. As we walked and I played, we got an assortment of curious looks, smiles and waves.

Suddenly, we heard a voice that came from above. “Joey? Is that you?”

I looked up and saw this guy sticking his head out of a second-storey window:

“Holy crap, CT! I didn’t know you lived in this neighbourhood!” I’d met CT Moore a couple of years back from doing developer evangelism stuff in Montreal for Microsoft.

“I’m moving in today!” he said. “I was unpacking when I heard an accordion and this guy singing and had to check.”

After a little more conversation and saying goodbye, we pressed on towards Au Pied de Cochon.

“I swear, I didn’t set that up just to impress you,” I told The Lady Friend, who replied with a “Yeah, right.”

Once again, be sure to check out Fred’s blog for his take on the whole thing.