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Mitt Romney: Christ, What an Asshole

Christ, what an asshole.

Back in 2006, blogger Charles Lavoie suggested that you could replace the caption for any New Yorker cartoon with “Christ, what an asshole” with no loss of humour. See for yourself:

After reading this piece from Boston Spirit on the incredibly callous way he treated LGBT people while governor of Massachusetts, I think you could just as easily caption any Mitt Romney photo with “Christ, what an asshole” and it would still be in context.

Here’s a (longish but salient) excerpt from the article:

It was 2004, after the Supreme Judicial Court had cleared the way for same-sex couples to obtain marriage licenses in Massachusetts. Governor Mitt Romney remained a roadblock, endorsing a constitutional amendment that would ban it.

Julie Goodridge and other plaintiffs in the landmark case had written a letter to the governor, asking for a meeting. He ignored it, so they staged a press conference at his office to read the letter to the media. That, finally, got them through his door. Once inside, they were shocked.

For about 20 frustrating minutes, say those in attendance who Boston Spirit interviewed recently, they shared their stories, pled their case, and tried to explain how equal marriage would protect them and their families. Romney sat stone-faced and almost entirely silent.

“Is there anything else?” Romney asked when they finished. With that, the meeting was over.

“It was like talking to a robot. No expression, no feeling,” recalls David Wilson, one of the plaintiffs in the case who met with Romney that day. “People were sharing touching stories, stories where you’d expect recognition in the other person’s face that they at least hear what you’re saying — that there’s empathy. He didn’t even shake his head. He was completely blank.”

Occasionally Romney would say something.

“I didn’t know you had families,” remarked Romney to the group, according to Wilson.

Remember, this is coming from a guy who said “Corporations are people, my friend.” — Joey

The offhanded remark underscored that Romney, the governor of the first state prepared to grant same-sex marriage, hadn’t taken the time to look at what the landmark case was really about. By this point the plaintiff’s stories had been widely covered by national media — in particular, Julie Goodridge’s heartrending tale of how her then-partner, Hillary, was denied hospital visitation following the precarious birth of daughter Annie. It was the ignorance of these facts — and Romney’s inaccurate, insensitive answer to her parting question, that pushed Julie Goodridge to her breaking point.

“I looked him in the eye as we were leaving,” recalls Goodridge. “And I said, ‘Governor Romney, tell me — what would you suggest I say to my 8 year-old daughter about why her mommy and her ma can’t get married because you, the governor of her state, are going to block our marriage?’”

His response, according to Goodridge: “I don’t really care what you tell your adopted daughter. Why don’t you just tell her the same thing you’ve been telling her the last eight years.”

Romney’s retort enraged a speechless Goodridge; he didn’t care, and by referring to her biological daughter as “adopted,” it was clear he hadn’t even been listening. By the time she was back in the hallway, she was reduced to tears.

There’s more — read the full article for all the details.

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Target Market Acquired!

This photo reminds of a time when I was working at Microsoft and rather dismayed that the big Indigo bookstore at the Eaton Centre filed all the Windows 7 books under “Computing for Seniors” and all the iOS books under “New and Hot”.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Quebec Trip, Part 5: Dinner at Le Lapin Sauté

After doing some looking about and reading reviews for Quebec City restaurants within walking distance of the Chauteau Frontenac (where we were staying), I chose Le Lapin Sauté as the place where The Lady Friend and I would have dinner. A quick ride on the funiculaire took us from the Frontenac to the little pedestrian street known as Le Petit Champlain, pictured above.

Le Lapin Sauté is a picture postcard perfect restaurant right in the centre of the picture postcard perfect Le Petit Champlain. If you changed the name of the place to something Czech, you could easily drop the place in the middle of Prague’s Old Town and no one would be the wiser.

Le Lapin Sauté means “The Rabbit Jumped” and may also be a play on words since sautéing is also a type of cooking. As the name implies, their speciality is rabbit dishes. Here’s how they describe themselves on their English site:

Obviously, rabbit is our specialty. We serve it crystallized, in pies or with a delicious sauce. But we don’t just keep rabbit in our ovens. Our kitchen magicians create wonderful dishes with duck, lamb, salmon or sandwiches au gratin with local cheese. And our maple creme brulee alone is worth the trip to Petit-Champlain Street, located right across from our cousin, Le Cochon Dingue.

The rabbit motif can be found in their decor everywhere:

…and I mean everywhere:

We decided to have dinner on their patio, which offered a view of both Le Petit Champlain and the neighbouring parkette, Park Félix-Leclerc, where a busker played guitar.

We started with a couple of glasses of prosecco…

…and then moved on to a rosé, which would go well with the dinner we picked out.

We had the “tout lapin, tout canard” special, known in English as “Rabbit and Duck for Two” (literally, it’s “All rabbit, all duck”):

Here’s what was on the platter:

  • Preserved rabbit leg
  • Homemade rabbit “rillettes”
  • Rabbit sausage
  • Preserved duck leg
  • Duck foie gras
  • Smoked duck breast
  • Preserved carrots and onions,
  • “La Sauvagine” cheese
  • Beet and apple salad
  • Sourdough bread with nuts
  • Rustic bread
  • Pickles
  • Mustard

This meal is the perfect solution to this dilemma:

For dessert, we had a platter of Quebec cheeses, including baluchon and La Sauvagine, both of which were excellent.

Afterwards, we walked out onto Le Petit Champlain to listen a little more closely to Bob Fournier, who was playing accordion. That led to a little jam session, which I blogged about earlier.

If you’re looking for a great romantic dinner spot in Quebec City, you can’t go wrong with Le Lapin Sauté, at least as long as your date doesn’t have any qualms about eating “cute lil’ bunnies”.

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Problematic Textbook Pictures

Over at HappyPlace.com, there’s a great collection of problematic images from student textbooks. Consider this image from a math textbook:

Illustration from math textbook showing a teepee labelled "Casino"

My guess is that the photo below is either from a social studies textbook or the pamphlet for a fraternity:

Photo from a textbook showing a WASPy student in a novelty sombrero, captioned "A Mexican and his hat"

Here’s a snippet from science textbook whose purpose is to scare the crap out of people who don’t have red-green colour vision confusion (it used to be called “colour blindness”):

Isihara color blindess test with caption "If you see the number 15 in the dot pattern, your color vision is probably normal". The dot pattern in the test actually shows the number 29.

Sorry, if you have red-green colour vision confusion, you’re not going to see the humour in this one…

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A Scene from the New Office

Photo of an office scene with computer monitors, bland framed office art and a post-it note with the "Slayer" logo drawn on it in red marker

In order to get the joke, see my posts about the new office in the burbs and my plans to liven it up a little.

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I’m Thinking About Posting This Sign in the Bathrooms at the New Suburban Office…

Sign in washroom: "Employees must carve 'Slayer' into forearms before returning to work"

…if only just to liven the place up a little and let ’em know that I’ve moved into the building.

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Gangnam Style Video Mashup (Featuring Party Rock Anthem, Like a G6, Pretty Fly for a White Guy and The Bad Touch)

Steve Streza has put together a video mashup of Korean pop star PSY’s hit, Gangnam Style, which I first featured about a month ago. In his latest blog post, he writes about putting it together and the reactions it got from LMFAO (whose Party Rock Anthem is one of the mashed-up tunes) and PSY himself.

Montage of stills from the videos for "Gangnam Style", "The Bad Touch", "Like a G6", "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" and "Party Rock Anthem"

The songs featured in the mashup are:

If you’re so inclined, you can also download high-quality (320 kbps!) audio files of the mashup: