Categories: Uncategorized

“Fifty Shades”-Themed Baby Clothing

It’s your chance to use your baby as a billboard that announces to the world “Mommy reads poorly-written softcore S&M novels”. Take it from a divorcé having the best midlife crisis ever: there’s so much good porn and so many fine kinky people out there. Don’t settle for Fifty Shades, the McDonald’s of smut!

Joey deVilla

View Comments

  • Speaking as a parent, I'd say all that embroidery would be pretty damn'd scratchy on the underside. I suspect most children would tear the onesie from their body (call it good-literary-taste-by-proxy).

Recent Posts

A reminder for April Fools’ Day

Have a good April Fools’ Day tomorrow, but be mindful about your pranking.

2 weeks ago

How NOT to sell a computer

As I’ve written before, I sometimes browse Facebook Marketplace for nothing more than pure entertainment,…

2 weeks ago

Happy 10th anniversary, Anitra!

Ten years ago today, this happened: And since that day, it’s been an adventure. Thank…

1 month ago

Happy Valentine’s Day 2025!

Have a great Valentine’s Day, everybody.

2 months ago

Last Sunday’s accordion gig in Bonita Springs

It’s been over a year since I’ve played with Tom Hood’s band, the Tropical Sons.…

2 months ago

My plans for Burns Night 2025

Here’s the main course for dinner tonight... ...and that’s because it’s January 25th today, making…

3 months ago