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“Fifty Shades”-Themed Baby Clothing

It’s your chance to use your baby as a billboard that announces to the world “Mommy reads poorly-written softcore S&M novels”. Take it from a divorcé having the best midlife crisis ever: there’s so much good porn and so many fine kinky people out there. Don’t settle for Fifty Shades, the McDonald’s of smut!

Joey deVilla

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  • Speaking as a parent, I'd say all that embroidery would be pretty damn'd scratchy on the underside. I suspect most children would tear the onesie from their body (call it good-literary-taste-by-proxy).

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