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“Facefood”: Let the Jokes Begin!

It appears that there are at least two Facebook-themed restaurants called “Facefood”. Someone I know joked that those restaurants will have to redo their signs every six months; my joke is that your waiter will keep telling you what all the other tables are having. What’s your joke? Post it in the comments.

Joey deVilla

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  • Rather than getting a menu, your date will receive your high school year books with embarrassing photos and bone-headed quotes highlighted for easy reference.

  • To read the dessert menu, you must first purchase a "menu license," or get 5 friends to help you unlock the menu.

    By confirming that you wish to read the dessert menu, you give the dessert menu the right to see your contact lists, post on your behalf, and call your girlfriends in the middle of the night.

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