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Santa as You’ve Never Seen Him Before

Oh, it’s on, Bunny. It’s. On.

It’s December, which means it’s time to start making regular visits to the “Santa, NO!” Tumblr, the home of regrettable Santa pictures. Some of these may not be safe for work or your mental health, but I can’t help it: I need to look into that Santa abyss!

Santa snitched.

Here’s what the good boys and girls in Colorado and Washington State are getting this year.

“Don’t you judge me and put me on the naughty list,” huffed Becky as she battered Santa with the snow shovel she named “Vengeance”. “You don’t know my life!”

This is how young kids picture Santa when they’re made to sit on his lap at the mall.

Joey deVilla

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