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Homework
Please do one of the following by Tuesday:
- Master kung fu
- Switch religions for a day
- Wear a fake moustache for 24 hours
- End world hunger
- Find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
- In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I’m curious).
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