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Valentine’s Day Post #3: Valen-Tyrants!

valen-tyrants

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The only line missing is: “You have started a revolutionary movement…in my pants!

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Valentine’s Day Post #2: “I Had a Valentine Once. It Was Awful.”

grumpy cat valentine

Found via The Meta Picture.

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Valentine’s Day Post #1: That First Kiss

your first kiss

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Meanwhile, in Naughty Korea…

when i said nuke the chinese

(…as opposed to its southern neighbour, Nice Korea.)

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Tonight’s Homework Assignment

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Here’s the text:

Homework

Please do one of the following by Tuesday:

  1. Master kung fu
  2. Switch religions for a day
  3. Wear a fake moustache for 24 hours
  4. End world hunger
  5. Find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
  6. In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I’m curious).
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This is Why I’m Not Allowed in Tim Hortons Anymore

donut shocker

Shocking.

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Placement is Everything

motor boating