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Kenny Loggins Died For Us All!

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What, doesn’t that guy above look like a middle eastern preacher/carpenter?

In case you’re wondering, here’s a pic of Kenny Loggins:

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And here’s a guess at what Jesus looked like (why was this a topic in Popular Mechanics?):

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Oddly enough, if true, that would mean that Jesus would’ve made a great Klingon for the original Star Trek series:

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Blessed are the honourable, for they shall enter Sto-vo-kor!

I can’t have a post that mentions Kenny Loggins’ Danger Zone without including this:

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“Douche V’s” Reasons Why Toronto is the Worst City in North America for Men

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Yes, this “pickup artist” and self-proclaimed “love tourist and fat shamer’s” nom de guerre is Roosh V (actual name Roosh Valizedah) but in my opinion, Douche V might be a better handle. One of the better-known members of the “PUA (Pickup Artist) Community” or the “Seduction Community“, Roosh has written many books on mastering the art of the one-night stand with titles like Bang: More Lays in 60 Days, Day Bang: How to Casually Pick Up Girls During the Day, 30 Bangs: The Shaping of One Man’s Game from Patient Mouse to Rabid Wolf, Bang Lithuania, Bang Poland, Bang Ukraine, Bang Iceland, Bang Colombia, Don’t Bang Denmark and Don’t Bang Latvia. The astute reader will notice a recurring theme. Roosh’s writings are not confined to his books — you can also check out his Twitter account as well as his blog, where you’ll be able to find gems like:

  • Are You a Real Man?: “If you can’t get laid with multiple women, you’re not a real man, plain and simple. If you can’t mate with superior genes then you’re a blight on the human condition, and should be euthanized. What else is there more important to human existence than fucking? Nothing.”
  • Western Culture Poisons Women. Apparently, self-esteem for women is a bad thing and must be stopped: “A few weeks ago I met a tall Polish girl who lived in America for two years. She tried to make fun of me for being alone in the club, when she was in fact alone herself. She smiled while busting my balls, as if she was getting enjoyment out of it. I hadn’t had to come up with insult retorts in quite a while, so it took me time to deploy my counterattacks. They were guided in by GPS satellites, beautifully destroying their target. Her face turned sour and she looked like she was about to cry.”
  • The United States of Broken Women: “If a Puerto Rican girl likes me, she’d invite me to her home to bake a dish from her country that she suspects I might like. An American girl will offer me her Chipotle leftovers or make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, untoasted. Do I need a girl to cook delicious food for me? No. I don’t need a girl to do anything but spread her legs, but these optional things hit the provider buttons of my brain, telling me that I can put more effort and investment into the girl. They tell me to take a short break from the game and enjoy at least a little bit of time with this new person.”
  • Never Listen to a Woman: “I’ve observed almost no cases where a man’s status or position has been increased from following a woman’s advice or opinions, and it’s much more likely for him to be harmed from it.”

The quote that best sums up his attitude: “I’ll be the first to admit that many of my bangs in the United States were hate fucks. The masculine attitude and lack of care these women put into their style or hair irritated me, so I made it a point to fuck them and never call again.”

Therein lies the dilemma of the pickup artist/seduction community: it’s about attracting women, but holding them in contempt at the same time.

(If you’d like to find out more, see the Jezebel article, The Angry Underground World of Failed Pickup Artists.)

Roosh’s charming views landed him a listing in the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Spring 2012 Intelligence Report, titled The Year in Hate and Extremism 2011 under the section: Misogyny: The Sites. He’s listed as part of the so-called “manosphere”, a collection of “websites, blogs and forums dedicated to savaging feminists in particular and women, very typically American women, in general.”

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This photo comes from an article in Washington City Paper with the Onion-like title Blogger Stud Living in Dad’s Basement, Writing Second Book on How to Get Laid.

Roosh V used to think that Washington DC was the worst place for men in North America, but in a recent posting, he says that Accordion City now has to take that title. In his laundry list titled 15 Reasons Why Toronto is the Worst City in North America for Men, his reasons are:

  1. Girls are more excited about getting late night food than having sex
  2. Girls cockblock more than anywhere else in the world
  3. Girls think they are cooler than they actually are
  4. Girls are obese
  5. Girls don’t give eye contact
  6. You have to be approved by the “mother hen”
  7. Too many Asian and Indian girls
  8. Ugly girls are desperate while attractive girls are inaccessible
  9. The entrenched PUA culture is raising the egos of all women
  10. Last call is at 2am
  11. If you make just one mistake with a Toronto girl, you will be rejected
  12. It’s very expensive
  13. It’s a suburban city
  14. It takes a lot of work to date up
  15. It beats men down

roosh and friendOkay, I’ll agree with number 10: last call at 2 a.m. is lame. Number 7 is obnoxiously racist, but unsurprising.

The revealing one is number 14: “It takes a lot of work to date up”. It sums up Roosh’s world view: “I, as a man, can be of average appearance and bereft of charm, but you as a woman had better be hot and submissive. After all, you’re just a life support system for a vagina.”

I have to salute the women of Toronto with a filet mignon on a flaming sword for giving Roosh a hard time! Perhaps it’ll keep him away forever.

If you’ve read this far, check this out: My Invitation to Become a Pickup Artist.

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Participant at CPAC Says Slavery Wasn’t All Bad, Doesn’t Like Women Correcting Men in Public, Asks “Why Can’t We Just Have Segregation?” (or: Distress of the Privileged, Redux)

The Distress of the Privileged (or: “Where’s My Dinner?”)

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In an earlier post titled Why Sam is Glad He’s Not Asian, and Why He’s Being Oppressed, I talked about something that blogger Doug Muder calls The Distress of the Privileged. In Muder’s post on the topic, from which I get the express “distress of the privileged”, he cites the scene from Pleasantville in which 1950s TV dad George Parker (played by William H. Macy) comes home to find that dinner isn’t waiting for him:

I’m not bringing this up just to discuss old movies. As the culture evolves, people who benefitted from the old ways invariably see themselves as victims of change.

The world used to fit them like a glove, but it no longer does. Increasingly, they find themselves in unfamiliar situations that feel unfair or even unsafe. Their concerns used to take center stage, but now they must compete with the formerly invisible concerns of others.

…I think it’s worthwhile to spend a minute or two looking at the world from George Parker’s point of view: He’s a good 1950s TV father. He never set out to be the bad guy. He never meant to stifle his wife’s humanity or enforce a dull conformity on his kids. Nobody ever asked him whether the world should be black-and-white; it just was.

George never demanded a privileged role, he just uncritically accepted the role society assigned him and played it to the best of his ability. And now suddenly that society isn’t working for the people he loves, and they’re blaming him.

It seems so unfair. He doesn’t want anybody to be unhappy. He just wants dinner.

Scott Terry, Disenfranchised White Southern Male

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Starring the Four New Horsemen of Apocalypse: Propanganda, Stupid, Ayn and Rand.

CPAC is short for Conservative Political Action Conference, and it took place this past weekend in Washington, D.C.. One of the sessions was led by two brothers who are black and call themselves Frederick Douglass Republicans (Frederick Douglass, after escaping from slavery, became a leader of the abolitionist movement and was renowned as a skilled orator) held a session with the name “Trump the Race Card: Are You Sick and Tired of Being Called a Racist and You Know You’re Not One?”. Apparently the old conservative debating technique of yelling out “A racist is just a conservative who’s winning the argument against a liberal!” isn’t working as well as they’d like.

The brothers were there to talk about reaching out to groups recently alienated from the Republican Party, namely women and people of colour, when Scott Terry, one of the 23 members of Towson University’s White Students Union (their purpose is to fight “inherent anti-white bias in academia and mainstream society”) stood up and suggested that this outreach was being done at the expense of young white southern men like himself. The video below shows what happened next:

Terry said “My people are being systematically disenfranchised” and suggested that the Republican Party be more like “Booker T. Washington Republicans” and favour a “separate but equal approach”: “united like the hand, but separate like the fingers”.

In response, the discussion facilitator said that “Booker T. Washington was the second to Frederick Douglass” and that Douglass was the original. He went on to talk about how Douglass was quite conciliatory and even forgave his former slave master, to which Terry replied: “For giving him shelter, and food?”

ThinkProgress reports (any emphasis is mine):

After the exchange, Terry muttered under his breath, “why can’t we just have segregation?” noting the Constitution’s protections for freedom of association.

ThinkProgress spoke with Terry, who sported a Rick Santorum sticker and attended CPAC with a friend who wore a Confederate Flag-emblazoned t-shirt, about his views after the panel. Terry maintained that white people have been “systematically disenfranchised” by federal legislation.

When asked by ThinkProgress if he’d accept a society where African-Americans were permanently subservient to whites, he said “I’d be fine with that.”

He also claimed that African-Americans “should be allowed to vote in Africa,” and that “all the Tea Parties” were concerned with the same racial problems that he was.

At one point, a woman challenged him on the Republican Party’s roots, to which Terry responded, “I didn’t know the legacy of the Republican Party included women correcting men in public.”

He claimed to be a direct descendent of Confederate President Jefferson Davis.

The panel continued to be racked in controversy, as an African-American audience member repeatedly challenged the racism on display at this event.

The Hard Part

being an asshole is part of my manly essence

It is difficult remember that when Scott Terry ignorantly spews such terrible things, he probably didn’t set out to be an asshole. All he wants is his dinner, and he sees that it’s being taken away from him, bit by bit. To him, respect is a loaf of bread, and giving some to people that historically didn’t get any means that he’s losing some of his share.

The challenge for 21st-century North America is going to be reaching out to people like Scott Terry and appealing to their sense of justice and fair play in order to get him to realize that he’s wearing the invisible knapsack.

It’s not going to be easy.

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A Canadian in Florida

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I’m in Florida all week, visiting my Special Lady. The locals consider the current weather to be chilly, while we visiting Canadians find it rather balmy in comparison to what it’s like back home.

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Congratulations, Pope Donatello!

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CNN’s Sympathetic Coverage of Steubenville Football Stars Convicted of Rape, and The Onion’s Sage Prediction

Take a look at these two sad, sympathetic faces. CNN’s Candy Crowley is on the left, and CNN’s Poppy Harlow is on the right:

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Did that girl not think of the effects of her getting raped by these two fine young men would have on them?

They’re reporting, quite sympathetically, on the Steubenville, Ohio rape case in which two high school students, Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond, sexually assaulted a 16-year-old girl and in which photos of her naked body, post-rape, were taken and circulated on the internet. The report is chock-full of sympathy and concern for lingering effects on reputation, psychological well-being and future aspirations…for the rapists.

Watch and be amazed. These are two women reporting?

Crowley starts the segment with an interview with Harlow, who covered the story at the scene. Harlow, greatly moved by the plight of two young men whose lives are ruined because they were convicted of raping a girl, says it was “incredibly difficult” to watch the proceedings. “These two young men,” she reports with a look that asks, Is this what our society has come to?, “who had such promising futures — star football players, very good students — literally watched as they believed their life fell apart.”

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Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond, the two young men whose lives were ruined because they were convicted for, of all things, raping a girl and posting her post-rape photos on the internet. Where’s the justice?

There’s even a human interest angle with Richmond who lives with foster guardians because his alcohol father is unfit to raise him, and how his father, who attended the trial, told Richmond “I love you,” which is something he’s never been heard to say before. Harlow sadly recounts Richmond’s reaction to the verdict: “My life is over; no one is going to want me now”.

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“Won’t somebody please think of the rapists?”

Crowley then talks to CNN legal correspondent Paul Callan, asking him about the lasting effects that a rape conviction would have on May and Richmond. “That will haunt them for the rest of their lives,” he replies. There’s no talk of the effect their actions will have on their victim.

For the entire segment, CNN’s focus is on the boys and the effects that this conviction will have on their lives. There is talk of the boys, elliptical references to the crime, but not one mention of — and certainly no concern for — the person upon whom the crime was committed.

Suddenly, this parody news piece by The Onion from two years ago, Athlete Overcomes Rape, in which a star basketball player tries to put the rape he committed behind him, seems downright prescient:

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The Near Miss With a Runaway Van at Pearson Airport

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Last night’s incident at Accordion City’s Pearson International Airport is just a facepalm moment, but it could’ve been much, much worse. It started when a Sunwing Airlines maintenance guy stepped out of his van to service a plane but forget that he’d left the engine on and the van in gear. When he finished his work on the plane, he returned to where he’d left the van, only to find that it was gone. In the meantime, the driverless van started to move down the runway, doing a little damage to a Sunwing jet along the way and making its way toward a runway where an Air Canada flight from Edmonton was coming in for a landing.

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The pilots of that jet ignored two separate commands from air traffic control to do a “go around”. Their excuse: they thought that those instructions for “someone else”. The plane missed the van — in fact, the crew never saw it — and the van was found in a patch of green past the other side of the runway, its engine still running. I get the feeling that a Sunwing mechanic is going to have to update his resume (and come up with an explanation for his job interviews) very, very soon.

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Having lunch before my flight later this afternoon.

I’m sitting in the Red Rocket Diner in Pearson’s Terminal 1 as I write this (I’m on my way to Tampa), and while the near miss is hardly confidence-inspiring, it’s helpful to remember that incidents like this are rare, and when they happen, everyone — flight crews, maintenance teams, air traffic control, investigative workers — agonizes over them, works on ways to prevent such things from happening again, and makes sure that everyone who could possibly involved hears about them. When you look at the odds, the most dangerous part of flying is still the drive to the airport.