Month: May 2013

If you’ve ever had a dog, you know that if they could talk, a lot of your conversations would go like this.

Update: Walter Miller let me know that the text from this graphic comes from a post in the amusing Tumblr Texts From Dog.

Remember that clip I posted featuring Kit “Jon Snow from Game of Thrones” Harington a couple days ago? Somebody’s done a fine job of “fixing” the caption:

Found via Captain Sulu himself, Mr. George Takei.

Here’s a map of my travels last week:

Click the map to see it at full size.

I started last Sunday in Tampa, flew back to Toronto, where I hung out at the airport for about four hours until I caught another flight for Calgary.

While the Tampa trip (which took place the previous week) was about seeing the Special Lady (and getting work done remotely during the day), the Calgary trip was all about business. I was there to do an assessment of the current mobile device setup for an energy company, which involved going there, doing a series of 15 or so hour-long interviews with the company’s various business units, looking at their wireless, server and application infrastructure, and doing all manner of suit-meets-geek things.

We’d start our days early with a good breakfast…

…then make our way over to the client’s building…

…where they very generously set us up in a corner office with a great view of Eau Claire and the Bow River Valley. Unfortunately, we spend the lion’s share of our time in a conference room rather than our swanky corner office, but it was still a nice place to decompress between meetings and interviews, as well as to catch up on email and other administrivia.

We also spent some time at the Calgary office of Rogers, our partners in a number of projects. As you can see in the photo, we started our days fairly early during this trip.

Our earliest day was Thursday, when we caught a 6 a.m. flight…

…to Christina Lake, where we got to see the client’s operation in action. As you can see, the “tarmac” and runway aren’t paved — that’s just flat-packed dirt:

Here’s the terminal building:

And here’s the runway:

A short bus ride down a dirt road later, we arrived at the client’s production site, where we interviewed the field people and talked about their mobile infrastructure:

With our interviews complete, we caught the last flight out of Christina Lake back to Calgary…

…where we had a precious little bit of downtime before heading back to hotel and compiling our data. A busy techie’s got to have at least a little downtime, after all!

I’m heading back to Calgary to see our client, report on our findings, give them one of those whiz-bang presentations that are my stock in trade, present them with a whole lot of recommendations and a technology roadmap, and if all goes well, earn a fair profit for my efforts. It’s a lot of work, but I rather like this job.

I saw this last Friday at a shop in the Calgary airport, whose three-letter code is YYC:

and my first thought was: “Hah! Fedoras of YYC.”

In case the joke isn’t apparent, check out the Fedoras of OKC site and its FAQ, this article on fedora shaming, and Why the Fedora Grosses Out Geekdom. And remember:

Without some kind of intervention, this poor kid may end up like these “gentlemen”, and eventually, this guy:

Or this guy, who married his body pillow “girlfriend”:

Just say “no” to anime body pillows, gents — at least in public — and go out with some real human beings. It’s less creepy, and there’s a lot of evidence suggesting that loneliness is lethal.

Found via TheAaronDouglas.

I originally posted this picture back in 2011, and I thought it might be appropriate today. Here in Toronto, we’ve always had to be able to laugh at ourselves.