Yesterday was the start of June Wedding Gridlock, and the Special Lady and I did a wedding double-header: first, my cousin Marty’s wedding to Fiona, followed by the wedding reception for my Crazy Go Nuts University schoolmate Anne to Robin. Congratulations to all, and remember to let our wedding presents age a little and come into their own before drinking them!
Gentlemen: should you decide to wear your skin-tight superhero costume to a wedding like 1960s Batman above — or just a close-fitting suit — remember that it has certain drawbacks: