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Couche-Tard’s Pizza and Spaghetti-Flavoured Slushes Bring Us One Step Closer to the Chutney Squishee from “The Simpsons” [Updated]

Couche-Tard, a chain of convenience stores in Quebec and the parent company of Mac’s stores in English Canada and Circle K convenience stores in the US, have pizza and spaghetti-flavoured slushes. Could the “Chutney Squishee” from The Simpsons be far behind?

Update

According to Wikipedia, the Pizzaghetti flavour of sloche (pronounced “sloash”) is made up of two flavours: “Pizza”, which is actually strawberry, and “Ghetti”, which is actually kiwi. Normally Couche-Tard are a little more outlandish with their flavour names (the blue stuff’s name translates to “windshield washer fluid”), so that’s what threw me off.

As for pizzaghetti, that Quebec creation is real.

Found via Eric Alper.

Joey deVilla

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