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Whatever Happened to Hoder?

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While clearing out some spam comments on some older posts in this blog, I stumbled across this 2004 post in which I wrote about having dinner with some blogging luminaries including Rebecca MacKinnon, Jeff Jarvis, Jay Rosen and Hossein “Hoder” Derakhshan.

Reading that old post made me wonder: Whatever happened to Hoder?

Hoder made a name for himself in the early 2000s, earning his sobriquets, “The Iranian Blogger” and “The Blogfather” as the writer of the blog Editor: Myself and the guy who figured out how to use a little Unicode workaround that made it possible to write posts in Blogger with Persian characters. This made it possible for Iranians to make use of Blogger’s free publishing tools to share their stories with the world, giving rise to tens of thousands of Iranians and a sudden growth of internet use within the republic. “There were all these journalists who didn’t have a venue, and all these readers who missed the reformist papers,” said Hoder in an interview in the June 2005 edition of Wired.

Hoder was always an opportunist; his tendency to work systems and people to his advantage is how I came to cross paths with him. I was working at Tucows when he publicized a flaw in the Tucows-owned product Blogrolling.com. “Crackers and electronic maladroits of the world,” he wrote in a piece encouraging people to mess with the “Blogs for Bush” blogroll, “here’s a flaw in a piece of software used by thousands of bloggers, and here’s how you exploit it. Get to work.”

After getting the matter straightened out — which involved exchanging some stern words with both Hoder and journalist Dan Gillmor, who made matters worse by publicizing Hoder’s hints — I chatted with Tucows CEO Elliot Noss, explaining what happened and who Hoder was: popular blogger, Iranian reformist, .

The story of a popular Iranian-in-exile with a blog intrigued Elliot, and we agreed that rather than giving Hoder the cold shoulder for sharing a way to exploit our systems, we should be friendly with him.

“Help him,” Elliot said. “Blogrolling, Blogware, domain names…set him up with whatever he needs.”

I did just that, even showing him around Harvard and Harvard Square during the blogging conference where Global Voices Online was formed, hooking him up with Tucows goodies when he needed them, and generally hanging out with him and introducing him (not that he needed much introduction by the end) at any given “bloggers can make a difference” kind of gathering that was popular at the time.

It might have been around late 2005 or early 2006 that things turned. Hoder, possibly fueled by the fame and accolades, became Hoder the Freeloader, leaving his wife, taking advantage of people’s willingness to host him, overstaying his welcome and generally using his charm and notoriety to get his way, often at someone else’s expense. At one point, he even tried to live in New York City illegally; these plans were foiled by an eagle-eyed customs official who noticed that he had a magazine with a subscription label bearing his name and a Manhattan address. To many of us, it seemed that he was taking advantage of his friends and his newly-acquired Canadian citizenship, treating them as mere stepping stones to the good life.

The final alienating move was his apparent “switching of sides”. After his 2006 visit to Israel to foster some kind of dialogue between Israel and Iran, he became a strong supporter of the Iranian regime, a Mahmoud Ahmadinejad fanboy (arguing that when Ahmadinejad said “Wipe Israel off the map”, he meant by a democratic process rather than nukes and that a guy who let Chris de Burgh perform in Iran can’t be all bad) and a critic of the US and Israel and organizations that he perceived as stooges of Western hegemony. At the time, I attributed it to the sort of homesickness exiles face. Since Hoder was the mercurial sort, I thought that it was just some kind of rebellious flirtation that would evaporate in a few months when he’d go back to being a reformist. By that point, he’d burned so many bridges that a good number of us just stopped listening to him.

His newfound allegiance didn’t matter to the Iranian government when they arrested him in November 2008. He was charged with spying for Israel, and there were whispers that he might even be charged with “insulting religion”, a dimly-looked-upon crime in Islamic theocracies. Over here, his situation raised some concern among people like Ethan Zuckerman, who tactfully described both the situation and Hoder as “complicated”, but there were many who saw it as just desserts. I remember making this ribald dismissal: “Oh, he’ll be fine; Hoder’s got his tongue so far up Mahmoud’s crack that he’ll get off with a slap on the wrist,” out of annoyance with the man whom I referred to as “Hoder the Goader”.

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Evin Prison, Tehran, Hoder’s current home.

He’s been in Evin Prison in Tehran for nearly five years and fifteen yet to be served, with his family’s appeals falling on deaf ears and few of his former colleagues wondering about him. The last mention I can find of him in English-language media is from a piece last summer in Al-Jazeera: The Forgotten Bloggers, which looks at the fates of middle eastern dissidents with blogs. Today, with Turkey close to melting down and its Prime Minister describing Twitter as “the worst menace to society”, I think it’s only fitting that Hoder’s name be brought up again.

I won’t mince words. Hoder’s an asshole, and he has some asshole opinions. But he’s also a Canadian citizen, and a human being who’s being held prisoner by a terrible government on trumped-up charges.

I’m not suggesting that we take him into our homes, welcome him with open arms and say that all is forgiven. The guy needs a good kick in the ass, but he certainly doesn’t deserve the far harsher treatment that he’s likely getting in Evin prison. I’m going to hold my nose and join the (hopefully not too small) group that says “Free Hoder”.

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The Most Interesting Law Student Exam Question Ever

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This was posted to Reddit, where the poster and a number of follow-ups claim that this was a question from a recent first-year law exam at Cambridge:

Sandra is president of The Vizards, a College drinking society. She is organising the initiation of new members. After a great deal of alcohol has been drunk, the members of the society form a circle around Billy, Gilbert and Richard who are to be initiated.

(i) Sandra blindfolds Billy and tells him that Tracey will suck his penis. Jonny does so.

(ii) Sandra penetrates Gilbert’s anus with a bottle. Although Gilbert appears to resist, and has to be held down by Tracey, he actually enjoys the experience.

(iii) Sandra waxes Richard’s pubic hair and pulls it down with such force that she removes a significant part of his skin. The wound becomes infected, but Richard is so embarrassed that he does not get medical help and dies.

Consider what offenses, if any, have been committed.

I was half-expecting this question to end with:

“And what do you call this initiation ritual?”

“The Aristocrats!”

As for the offence, the only one I can see was not being invited to that party! I don’t swing in the guys-swallowing-my-sword way or the violation-of-anal-sovereignty way, but Sandra sounds like she might be into some accordion kink.

But seriously: law students, paralegals, lawyers and legal eagles — what are the issues here? I see lack of consent for the first two, and maybe a civil “wrongful death” suit for the third, although it’s Richard’s fault that he didn’t seek medical attention.

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It’s the 21st Century, So Why are Some People Still Upset by This Cheerios Commercial?

Watch the Cheerios ad above. It’s got all the elements of a good commercial: adorable kid, good-lookin’ Mom (played by Whitney Avalon) and Dad, and a gag with a pretty good payoff at the end. By rights, it should be getting a thumbs-up from all corners.

Unfortunately, it’s not, because in the ad, Mom is white, Dad is black, and some people are jerks.

Even in 2013, despite that the fact that mixed-race couples are increasingly common, it still upsets people. The people behind YouTube’s “Cheerios” account had to disable comments after they devolved into a flame war about politics (some people are still upset about the idea of a black president) or race (where a lot of people went on about the perils of multiculturalism and the slow suicide of the white race).

AdWeek observes that while TV shows are depicting a number of interracial couples these days, commercials have lagged behind because advertisers are scared of making controversial statements and scaring away people from their brands. Huffington Post reports:

Commenters on the cereal’s Facebook page also said they found the commercial “disgusting” and that it made them “want to vomit.” Other hateful commenters expressed shock that a black father would stay with his family.

To their credit, Cheerios is standing by the ad, and to the credit of a lot of good people out there, there’s a lot of praise for the ad too. It may be 2013, and to a lot of people, an ad like this may not be that big a deal (especially in places like Accordion City, where we’ve managed to get along better than most), but as Meagan Hatcher Mays writes, it is a very big effing deal.

Want to do a good deed today? Head on over to where Cheerios posted the ad on their Facebook page and show some support for the ad. Click the “Like” button or say something nice. Surely you have friends, family or even a favourite blogger who’s part of a mixed-race couple…

Do it for them. Do it for me. Do it for human decency in general.

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“Nothing is too hard. Many things are too fast.”

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This recent comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is pure gold, and does an excellent job of explaining what the true limitations of science, technology and plain ol’ elbow grease:

Nothing is too hard, many problems are just too fast, but that doesn’t stop us from trying to be faster.

Be sure to read the whole comic.

Found via Liz Lawley.

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Wedding Season!

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Yesterday was the start of June Wedding Gridlock, and the Special Lady and I did a wedding double-header: first, my cousin Marty’s wedding to Fiona, followed by the wedding reception for my Crazy Go Nuts University schoolmate Anne to Robin. Congratulations to all, and remember to let our wedding presents age a little and come into their own before drinking them!

Gentlemen: should you decide to wear your skin-tight superhero costume to a wedding like 1960s Batman above — or just a close-fitting suit — remember that it has certain drawbacks:

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“Bridesmaid sense…tingling!

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In Which the Chief of Staff Who Got Fired by Rob Ford Tries to Zing Richard Florida and Gets Zinged Himself

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I thought this Twitter conversation should be saved for posterity.

First came this open message to Toronto from Richard “Creative Class” Florida:

Mark Towhey, the Chief of Staff recently fired by Rob Ford, a former military guy who very likely has a sense of loyalty, even for a commanding officer with whom he disagrees, falls back on this old debating trick:

…and Blair Falconer rises to the occasion and delivers Mr. Towhey’s final indignity (this time, one he earned) of the week:

You left yourself open for that one, Mr. Towhey.

Let’s give some credit where credit is due: Towhey does have a comic sense, as shown in this recent tweet:

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Location, Location, Location!

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