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There’s a Special Police Squad Investigating Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and His Skeevy Friends

The Rob Ford / Family Guy Theory states that there exists a suitable still photo from Family Guy for any Rob Ford story.

Hot on the heels of the report that Toronto’s mayor and his skeevy friends have been tailed by a police surveillance plane comes confirmation by a Toronto Police source that a special squad had been formed to investigate that questionable lot. The squad, which has been described as “small”, is led by a homicide detective (huh?) and includes four named officers. It was put together as a result of information gathered from the police operation known as Project Traveller.

It also doesn’t help His Worship’s (the proper honorific for the Mayor of Toronto, even Rob Ford) case for his innocence that his good friend, occasional driver, and possessor of an impressive criminal record Sandro Lisi was recently for possession and trafficking, and that this suspicious photo remains unexplained:

Joey deVilla

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