Not every action film star can say they delivered enough one-liners to become a parody of themselves, but Arnold Schwarzenegger certainly can.
And now, as part of a promotion for his new film, Escape Plan (which for some reason had its world premiere in the Philippines), he’s doing requests for those classic lines on YouTube. Here’s what he’s posted on his account so far…
The ones I want to see him re-do:
For reference, here’s the old-school stuff:
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What I particularly love about this is that each one is delivered badly. It's like he's doing a bad impression of himself, which somehow makes it more charming.