That’s a headline in today’s Toronto Sun, who in turn got the story from celebrity gossip site TMZ:
The question that comes to mind is:
According to the TMZ article:
Vivid star Brandy Aniston says she came up with the idea … and wants to co-star in the flick because she thinks “He’s kinda cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way.”
I’m always one to look at the silver lining in this situation, and in this case, this news should be a ray of hope for all you single guys out there who are having trouble finding someone, whether for the long term or for a hook-up. If a sweaty, Chris Farley-like, 330-pound one-man episode of Cops can catch the eye of a porn star, there’s hope for the rest of us.
TMZ reports that in the meantime, there’s already a Rob Ford parody porn flick created by a “Woodrocket.com” (heh). It stars one “Peter O’Toole” as the mayor, and “Gaia”:
I will be greatly disappointed if they don’t work the “plenty to eat at home” line into the movie.