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Today’s fanservice: Karen Gillan and a Dalek

Karen 'Amy Pond' Gillan standing beside a Dalek, holding the tip of its gunstick.

Click the photo to see it at full size.

(Cue the sounds of a zillion geeks having an “I’m a Dalek” fantasy.)

Found via Karen Gillan’s Twitter account.

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Patrick Stewart has only one rule for using Twitter

Sir Patrick Stewart has but one rule for using Twitter, and it’s a good one. In this video, he explains how he uses it, and how he came up with the rule.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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The great declutter sale, part 1: Business books, $5 each, any 5 for $20!

the-great-declutter-saleI’m decluttering. I’m getting rid of a fair bit of stuff, and that means my new-found asceticism is your big bargain! Whether you’re looking for a treat for yourself or want to save some money on Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus presents, I’ve got stuff going cheap that you may want. In this installment, I’m posting business books for sale. As the title of this article says, they’re $5 each, any 5 for $20.

I live in Toronto, practically on top of High Park subway station, and it’s easiest if you drop by to pick them up. If you live far away and want to cover shipping, I’d be happy to send ’em your way. If you want a book or many books, email and let me know!

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Rob Ford’s appearance in a New Yorker cartoon

Toronto’s Peter Griffin-esque mayor makes history again: he’s the first Toronto mayor to be the subject of a New Yorker cartoon.

New Yorker comic: Two guys sitting at a bar watching Rob Ford on TV. Caption:'Finally, a politician with the courage to take on Big Sanity.'

The cartoon is also more proof for Charles Lavoie’s hypothesis that you can take any New Yorker cartoon and replace its caption with a certain phrase and it will still work:

New Yorker comic: Two guys sitting at a bar watching Rob Ford on TV. Caption:'Christ, what an asshole.'

Thanks to the “Mayor Frod” Twitter account for the link!

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Batmemes for Caturday

Comic panel: Catwoman standing, looking at her fist, quite pleased. A glove can be seen rising from the bottom of the panel, presumably from a prone Batman.

Comic panel: Catwoman's boots and a prone Batman with a bleeding mouth. Catwoman:'Today is CATURDAY, Bruce. Not Friday.' Batman: 'Ermagerd.'

So far, it’s my favourite use of “ermahgerd”.

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See two years of “respect for taxpayers” in “Rob Ford: The Director’s Cut”

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A still from the infamous “enough to eat at home” press conference.

Yes, there’s the fake trailer for Rob Ford: The Movie, which is made up of clips from Chris Farley movies, but the real thing is just as entertaining in its own, sad way. Unfortunately, the real thing is also real. If you can watch this montage of the “greatest hits” from our mayor over the past two years put together by the Toronto Star and still want to vote for him, you’re either willfully ignorant, or are one of those types who just likes to watch the world burn.

To borrow a line from my friend Richard Platel: “Sure, when you put everything together like this, it looks bad.”

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Drake, Rob Ford and “Tronno”

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Sadly, it’s true. Furthermore, Rob Ford may be the reason why most American newscasters and late-night comics — Jon “Toe-RON-toe” Stewart being the notable exception — now pronounce the city’s name properly: “Tronno” or “Toronno”.