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Vegas diary, part 7: Mandalay Bay, the “Mandastench”, and what’s across the street

For the past week and until last night, this was home:

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It’s Mandalay Bay, a hotel at the southernmost end of the Las Vegas Strip, a four-mile-long stretch of Las Vegas Boulevard South lined with hotels, casinos, resorts, shops, and other tourist-focused places. I was there with The Girlfriend — she was attending a conference, and I was availing myself of the free hotel room, and a birthday change of scenery (my birthday was November 5th).

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As soon as you walk into Mandalay Bay, you’re hit by the overpowering signature smell that they pump into their HVAC system. The scent, which is intended to “brand” Mandalay Bay as much as any logo, reminds me of having my head rammed into a humidor full of coconuts. A quick search for the perpetrator of this olfactory obnoxiousness yields conflicting results: ScentAir’s site claims culpability, and they say it’s called “Coconut Spice, while other reports including this 2010 article on Las Vegas hotel scent branding (even the guy who created those scents says the hotels are overdoing it) and this summer 2013 report on a lawsuit filed over the nasal assault names AromaSys as the guilty party. No matter who makes the smell, which I like to call the Mandastench (or Mandastank, if I’m feeling more “street” that day), it’s terrible, and it always make me make a beeline for the fresh air vents in the hotel room to let some outside air in and flush it out.

If they dialed it down a little so that it was subtle, like the way perfume should be worn, it might not be so bad. The way they pump it into the air right now, you’d think the hotel was a teenage boy slathering on the AXE.

By day, The Girlfriend attended her conference, while I did some work and research prepping for my new jobs (can’t talk about them now, but I will soon). When the sun went down — shockingly early since Vegas is on the easternmost edge of the Pacific Time Zone, which meant the sky was dark at 5 — we hit the restaurants and caught some Cirque du Soleil shows, which came at a deal because it was Cirque Week, the 20th anniversary of their shows on The Strip. Our package gave us Michael Jackson ONE, O, and Zumanity.

What smells nice, because Mother Nature doesn’t overdo her branding, are the gardens surrounding Mandalay Bay:

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Meanwhile, across the street…

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…things get considerably less expensive. I was just tagging along, which meant that my meals weren’t provided by the conference or covered by expense accounts, so the nearby cheap places that weren’t affiliated with hotels came in handy:

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The hotels on this side of Las Vegas Boulevard don’t have all the glitz of the big resorts, but they do photograph well under the bright Nevada sun and have a charm all their own:

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This could be the establishing shot for a Tarantino movie:

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Or maybe Breaking Bad. The high-rent cars outside such a low-rent place scream “Rob Ford secret envelope exchange”, don’t they?

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“More than enough to eat at home”: Eldon’s idea to turn a Rob Ford gaffe into a humourous food bank call to action

My friend Eldon took Rob Ford’s “I’ve got more than enough to eat at home” gaffe and turned it into this call for action for Toronto area food banks. It’s a good joke for a good cause, and hey, maybe the HoHoTO people should run with it!

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The hilarious alternate ending to “Breaking Bad”

A little while back, before the finale of the Breaking Bad series, this joke made the rounds on the internet:

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Bryan Cranston seems to have run with an idea on those lines in this alternate version of the Breaking Bad finale:

Older readers who watched TV in the 1980s will recognize the reference to the May 1990 finale of the Newhart TV series, when the central character, hotel owner Dick Loudon (played by Bob Newhart) is hit in the head by a golf ball. In the next scene, he wakes up with a start in his previous TV series, The Bob Newhart Show, as psychiatrist Bob Hartley in bed with his wife Emily, where we discover that the entire Newhart series was just a dream:

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The Empire State Building takes on the colours of the Philippine flag in a show of support

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philippine flagFrom the Philippine Star:

In a very touching expression of support, the Empire State Building donned the blue, red and yellow colors of the Philippine flag on Friday night (Saturday morning in Manila). The Empire State Building tweeted the amazing display, which will be repeated on Saturday night (Sunday in Manila).

Thanks, guys! You’re amazing.

Want to help? One good organization to give to is the Philippine Red Cross.

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Journalistic scaremongering only hurts Philippine relief efforts

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From TIME magazine’s article, Stop Catastrophizing Relief Efforts in the Philippines:

When television crews race large cargo ships with airplanes and helicopters, the cameras will always win. Journalists will report on the gap between supply and demand. They will show the faces of people in need of Western largesse. They will turn isolated incidents of foraging and removal of goods from a truck or warehouse into a report on rampant looting.

Here is where the reports go very wrong. According to a friend who has worked in Haiti and the Philippines:

“What happens when media talk up security issues is that aid agencies get worried about security of distributions, so they hold off until they have adequate security support. The velocity of distribution is dramatically slowed down. Scaremongering undermines the relief effort.”

This dynamic happened in Haiti, and it’s happening here.

The people of the Philippines are at risk of a multitude of disasters every year: earthquakes, tsunami, cyclones, floods, landslides and volcanic eruptions. The whole nation — government ministries, private-sector companies, the diaspora and civil-society organizations — has learned a great deal about how to respond to a typhoon.

What is different with Supertyphoon Haiyan (called Yolanda in the Philippines) is the unexpected level of storm surge and flooding, combined with sustained winds that exceeded 196 m.p.h. (315 km/h) with gusts far higher. The government is struggling to reach communities hit by one of the strongest storms ever to make landfall. Like the families I met in Staten Island after Superstorm Sandy, it seems that the water came in so fast that there was not time to flee, and the surge swelled well beyond what any city could survive. Six Filipino broadcasters risked their lives to keep Aksyon Radyo Tacloban DYVL running in Tacloban so that their listeners would know what was happening with the storm. Water filled the radio station in 10 seconds. Only one of their bodies has been found.

When journalists focus on looting and slow aid delivery, they miss the point. Information is aid. Their reports are part of weaving the fabric of a global Filipino community back together after a typhoon tore through their hometowns. By showing communities coming together, journalists can amplify the dynamics that save lives.

Be sure to read the whole article.

Want to help? One good organization to give to is the Philippine Red Cross.

Thanks to “Dr. D” for the link!

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Miley Cyrus and Rob Ford meet up at EnoughToEat.com

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EnoughToEat.com is a site that does only one thing: mash up Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” and Rob Ford’s now-classic facial expression in a single mesmerizing anitmation. Go there now.

(On the off chance you don’t get the “enough to eat” reference, see this article.)

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Rob Ford poster of the day

Looks like I’m not the only one posing with cute lil’ animals

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My reaction:

Thanks to Lauren O’Neill/Nizzle for the photo!