It’s how Santa gets all his energy for his Christmas Eve mission.
The Santa, No! Tumblr is a great collection of regrettable Santa Claus images. If you like your Christmas humour a little dark and twisted, Santa, No! is for you.
Santa likes to plan ahead.
“We won’t be telling Mrs. Claus about this.”
This is why children cry when they sit in Santa’s lap. They can sense unhappy cross-dressers.
That last Santa, No! image brought my favourite Christmas carol parody to mind, so I thought I’d share it with you. Here’s Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underwear, done to the tune of Winter Wonderland: