What kind of lame-ass kids are parents raising these days? It’s lightning bolts, fire, and pointy letters, people!
Tropical Storm Helene is now Hurricane Helene, and its closest approach to Tampa Bay happens…
Once again, I’m hoping that the vibes from the clown cemetery that’s been protecting Tampa…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl8zhYA0BHU Definitely not anything I would’ve predicted.
Oh, my sweet summer child, do you not know about the “Loofah Code” in The…
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This teacher's priorities are wrong--the fact that the child doesn't know the difference between a star and a Satanic pentagram is far more important. Good thing that all of this is just window dressing to a Dark Lord once he owns your soul, otherwise you'd have far more to worry about than a bad grade. :-)
Dan: I was going to suggest that the kid was dyslexic and drew the pentagram wrong-side-up, but if that were the case, we'd also be reading "SANTA" instead of "SATAN".