There’s a down side to my life: I’ve missed every episode of Dexter, The Wire, Modern Family, most episodes of How I Met Your Mother, as well as most reality shows. I didn’t see There’s Something About Mary, Titanic, Armageddon, Donnie Darko, and The Wedding Singer until years after their releases. I have yet to watch Avatar, Gladiator, any of the Fast and Furious films, and yes, even The Dark Knight.
On the plus side, I won’t have this guy’s regrets:
Thanks to Marty Yshikawa for the find!
We’ve got NASA and the sort of bugs that come with a warm climate, so this is the sort of “launch control” work we do all the time.
When The Onion nails it, they really nail it.
Their all-time classic, eerie in its prescience, remains this one:
Click the photo to enjoy its deep wisdom at full size.
It’s technically correct, and we know what kind of correct that is:
Disney’s acquisition of Marvel has made for some pretty good movies and the oh-so-well-done Marvel Cinematic Universe, much to the relief of comic book fans everywhere. Imagine what would’ve happened if Sanrio had bought Marvel instead:
(Yes, I know that the Winter Soldier isn’t in the Avengers…)
It would appear that I’m going with a fashion theme today!
Let’s see:
I’m sure there’s an iDevice or MacBook Air (or both!) in the man-purse. If he had a fixie, he’d score perfectly on the hipstometer.
Sure, the outfit makes use of the right colors according to The Official Preppy Handbook (the ’80s satire that a lot of teenagers mistook for a style guide), but the padded shoulders — and are those padded arms? — have got to go. I’d rather wear the “used car salesman” jacket in the background. I’m fine with men in skirts, but the skirt above looks too damn narrow.
