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You know why all pop songs sound the same these days? Because they ARE.

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Musician Gregory Todd noticed the similarities among these six country hits…

…so he imported them into Pro Tools and mashed them up into a single, pretty cohesive song. If you’re wondering just how cohesive it was, play the video below and hear for yourself:

Yes, he had to speed up or slow down individual songs so they’d all be at the same tempo and pitch-shift them so that they’d be in the same key, but once that was done, he could create a whole new song by simply cutting and pasting. The songs were so similar — all with the same IV – I – V chord pattern — that they might as well have shared guitar solos:

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He saves the best for the end of the new mega-song by layering all of their closing choruses over each other, and wow, it works!

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In the notes for the video, Todd writes:

I just want to be clear that this Mashup is all in good fun. I am not bashing these songs. I understand and even appreciate why the “formula” continues to dominate the airwaves- not only in country music, but in pop and other genres as well. I simply enjoy mixing and producing on Pro Tools, and when I heard the striking similarities of these particular hits, I thought it would be fun to throw them all in a mix and see what I could come up with. And it looks like people are having fun with it too, so I couldn’t be happier!

He’s right. One of the problems with the music business is that if you’re a songwriter trying to make a living, you’re faced with this paradox:

  • People want to hear something new, and
  • At the same time, people want to hear something familiar.

And given these incentives, what do songwriters do? As musically-inclined comedian Bo Burnham says: Repeat stuff!

Regular readers of this blog know that I’m getting married in a couple of months. I’ve been chatting with the guy who’s handling the music for our beach ceremony and I’ve already told him that Johann Pachelbel’s Cliche in D is on the “banned” list. Here’s why:

Ever since taking it up, I’ve been letting a lot of people believe that I can play anything on accordion. That’s actually not true. It’s just that there are really only about 7 or 8 pop songs, and once you learn those chord progressions, you’ve got about 80% of all popular music covered.

To borrow a line from Edna St. Vincent Millay: Music, like life, isn’t one thing after another; it’s the same damn thing over and over.

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Two classic French responses to the Charlie Hebdo tragedy

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Asterix creator Albert Uderzo came out of retirement at the age of eighty-seven to show his support for the French satirical publication Charlie Hebdo (which translates as “Charlie Weekly”; “Charlie” is a reference to comic strip character Charlie Brown) in the best way he knew how: with his classic creation, Asterix the Gaul, pictured above saying “I’m Charlie too!”

Another good way to show your support for Charlie Hebdo is to enjoy this classic ditty by the great Serge Gainsbourg — his single, Comic Strip, featuring Brigitte Bardot:

Serge Gainsbourg – Comic Strip from Platform on Vimeo.

Here’s how the lyrics translate:

Come with me let’s get together in my comic strip
Let’s talk in bubbles let’s go BANG and ZIP
Forget your troubles and go
SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!

I’m the hero and when I’m fighting
I go BOMP and BOFF
And have a ball so
WHIN! VLAM! ZONK! and ZOMP!
And also
SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!

Come with me let’s get together in my comic strip
Let’s talk in bubbles let’s go BANG and ZIP
Forget your troubles and go
SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!

If you want to fly above the city
Follow me and PSSCHT just like a feather
WHOOSH and WIP we’ll fly along together
SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!

Come with me let’s get together in my comic strip
Let’s talk in bubbles let’s go BANG and ZIP
Forget your troubles and go
SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!

So my dear come here
Hang on to me SPLASH
I am near SMASH
I just remember this CRASH
Have nno fear
And CRACK give me a kiss
SMACK! SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZZZZ!

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Missed connection (with special guest Jimmy Fallon)

This series of photos reminds me of Whittier’s line:

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.”

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Found via Catsmob. Click here to see the source.

The moral of the story: Life’s too short. Pet the dog.

If you like this sort of poignancy with a more pop culture flavor, here’s Jimmy Fallon talking with Nicole Kidman about the first time they met, and the terrible, terrible, terrible mistake he made:

The videogame site Gamespot ran the Jimmy Fallon story with the headline How Video Games Ruined Chances Of Nicole Kidman and Jimmy Fallon Dating, and you can imagine the indignation that followed in the comments section.

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Just a quick announcement this morning…

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This Simpsons scene would’ve been handy for explaining the Y2K bug

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How does it know?

This just popped up on my computer’s screen:

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So it would seem that I’m supposed to have an epiphany tomorrow. That’s pretty cool, but the thing bugging me is: how does my computer know this?

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Florida pastor exchanges gunfire with disgruntled fired employee

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When you’ve been fired, you can take it the right way, the wrong way, or the Florida way.

Benjamin Parangan Jr., upon arriving at his maintenance job at the Living Water Fellowship in Kissimmee, FL (just outside Orlando), was told by Pastor Terry L. Howard Sr. that his services would no longer be needed. Parangan’s alleged response was to open fire on the Pastor, which when last I checked was the opposite of what the Good Book tells you to do. Parangan’s shots missed, affording the Pastor to pull out his own piece and return fire, critically injuring Parangan, who at last report was upgraded to stable condition. Both men had conceal-carry licenses and the case is being pursued as a self-defense incident.

I’m reminded of this scene from The Wire:

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