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This was in our mailbox when The Missus (I can really call her that now!) and I got home the day after our wedding: an envelope with a White House return address. I’m so pleased that my close personal friends Barack and Michelle, while they couldn’t make the ceremony, took the time out to send me a lovely card, complete with a coupon entitling me to a free drone strike to be unleashed on the person or location of my choosing.
But seriously: if you’re looking for an interesting goodie to add to your wedding scrapbook, send a wedding invitation to this White House address…
The President and First Lady
The White House
Greetings Office Rm. 39
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20500
…you too can get this official response, as well as an addendum to your record in the NSA database. All this for the price of a stamp!
I still have a couple of invitations left, so I’m going to try these addresses:
Mickey and Minnie Mouse
The Walt Disney Company
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, California 91521Pope Francis
Prefettura della Casa Pontifica
00210 Citta del Vaticano, Italia
I’ll let you know what I get back.
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Did you get a reply for the invitiations you sent? I cared more about the one sent to the pope.
Only from the White House. So, without irony, I say "Thanks, Obama!"