Distractify’s set of videos in which some very sweet, white-bread moms are presented with terminology commonly used in porn (and in my private life, hur, hur, hur!) and guess what they mean is nothing short of adorable.
Here’s the first one, where they’re asked to suss out the definitions of: BBW, DP, money shot, and glory hole:
In the follow-up video, they’re asked to ratiocinate the meanings of MILF, BBC, golden shower, and Japan’s gift to adult cinematography, bukakke:
I love the definition for MILF that one mom came up with: “Mother In Lactating Fits”.
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