I thought I’d post an annotated version of the cover for those readers who are wondering who the funny faces watching Trump on TV are (given the number of Americans who went to school here who’d fail the citizenship test, there may be more than a few):
And in case that’s not enough, here’s a quick guide to the featured presidents:
George Washington | Owned up to chopping down a cherry tree, wooden teeth, dollah dollah bill yo! |
Abraham Lincoln | Taught us that we should treat black people better and actors worse. |
Theodore Roosevelt | The reason we call those stuffed animals “teddy bears”. |
Franklin Delano Roosevelt | The first handi-capable president. |
John F. Kennedy | This. |