It’s also Canadian Flag Day, a day during which we Canadians celebrate a flag that many vexillologists give an “A” grade and when sewn on your backpack announces to the world that you are not an asshole. I still have the hat pictured in the photo above, and it’s still imbued with Steve Ballmer’s crystallized sweat. Microsoft fans, I start the bidding at $10,000 (real U.S. Dollars, and not Canadian Snow Pesos, of course). Do I have an offer?
To both countries I call home, I leave with this final thought:
Tropical Storm Helene is now Hurricane Helene, and its closest approach to Tampa Bay happens…
Once again, I’m hoping that the vibes from the clown cemetery that’s been protecting Tampa…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl8zhYA0BHU Definitely not anything I would’ve predicted.
Oh, my sweet summer child, do you not know about the “Loofah Code” in The…
...and by that, I mean, being completely ignorant of the larger world outside the U.S.…