Two follow-ups to yesterday’s article, Naked no-name molly-dropping model home-ruining Florida Man!:
He didn’t have any ID on him, and gave a number of names when asked — Chance, Cecil, Randolph, and Three — so the police posted his photo and asked for the public’s help in identifying him. They got his name within an hour:
The initial report kept things a little vague by simply stating that he “damaged the property” of the model home he broke into. It turns out that he peed into one of the bathtubs, which by Florida Man standards, and considering that he was trippin’ on ten hits of Molly, is pretty tame.
Have a good April Fools’ Day tomorrow, but be mindful about your pranking.
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