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I’ve never been so turned on by an emergency exit map before

freudian emergency exit map

My inner Freud just yelled out “Gott in Himmel!

To my young friends who are into women but are still new at the “rumpy-pumpy” thing: stair 1 roof access is where a lot of the magic happens. Trust me on this one.

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The first thing I thought of when I saw the Trump/Pence logo

i need tp for my bunghole

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Different words and times, but same meaning

different words - same meaning

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For the want of a preposition…

eating carpet strictly prohibited

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Brexit, starring “Simon’s Cat”

If you’ve never seen the Simon’s Cat series of videos, start with the classic, Cat Man Do.

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Here’s how my day online went

when everyones posting about pokemon go

…such as the job, working on my presentation for Tampa Code Camp this Saturday, and working on a new iPhone app (after having released my first one last week).

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Sign of the day

what if nobody was president