You can find a crazy cat lady in many places, but you’ll have to go to Florida — Port Richey, to be specific — to find a crazy chicken lady. According to the Pasco County Arrests site (a site that’s made possible by Florida’s sunshine laws), a woman was investigated for having livestock in her house. It turned out that she had about 100 chickens there.
In addition to the charges you might expect, she was also charged with resisting arrest and providing a false name to a law enforcement official. After all, this is Florida, and we have a tradition of providing not-quite-believable names to the cops.
Thanks to Rachel Segal for the find!
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