I’m all for a dish soap that removes tough stains, but if you really want to claim to be a grown-up and with the exception of certain reasonable extenuating circumstances, you shouldn’t have dishes that have been lying around with food stuck on them for 24 hours.
Month: September 2016
Sign of the day
…and while we’re on the topic of the song:
…and while we’re on the topic of that song:
Found via Joe McHale via Jordan Running.
Greeting card of the day
If you’re looking for the perfect greeting card for a Stranger Things fan, look no farther than Ladyfinger Letterpress, who are selling this beauty for $5.
Using Ground Zero to sell Coke Zero
This sign is part of my regular bike ride.
Florida of the day: No biggie
Last night, in what will likely be remembered as a defining moment in this gong show of an election, Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump (talk about working against your own self-interest!) gave an intended-to-be-ominous warning that there would be “taco trucks on every corner” if the short-finger orange vulgarian didn’t become president.
Here are captioned still frames from that moment:
Simply put, what he’s saying is: “I come from a people who need to be brought under control.”
This Tio Tomas is a racist campaigner’s wet dream: a member of a visible minority who’s only too happy to share his self-loathing to further promote the idea of the white male as the preferred default person. I hope he doesn’t like tacos, because I can’t imagine that there are too many taco places that would be willing to serve him after that statement.
As a fan of Tampa’s Taco Bus…
…and living within biking distance of a truck that serves some really good smoked pork and salmon…
…my first thought was “Hey, I’d love to have a taco truck on my corner!” Besides, it would go well with our local ice cream place:
I’m not the only one who expressed that sentiment…
Today we learned there are two Americas: One that thinks “taco trucks on every corner” is terrifying, and one that thinks: delicious.
— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) September 2, 2016
…and in the end, it looks like the day of the election — Tuesday, November 8, 2016 — shall henceforth be known as Taco Tuesday!
And to anyone in the business of selling tacos: this is a once-in-a-lifetime marketing opportunity. Take advantage of it!