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Craiglist ad of the day: East Oregon wildlife refuge for rent, $0/month, no deposit!

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Click the screenshot to see it at full size.

The undeserved court victory of Ammon Bundy and his thugs has been parodied in a Craiglist ad with the headline 3br – 1600ft2 – Malheur Wildlife Refuge for Rent – $0/month, no deposit!

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The Bundys, a.k.a. yet another case of white people getting away with crazy shit.

I think the ad will get taken down soon, so I’m reproducing its for posterity:

Quaint, stone cottage in beautiful, country setting! 3 bed, 1 bath (3 if you count 2 latrines dug out by our last tenants) with spacious patio and breathtaking views!

Comes fully furnished with some chairs and maps, and over 4,000 sacred Native-American artifacts! No deposit necessary so don’t worry about the artifacts (our last tenants didn’t)!

Tenants recently moved – Malheur National Wildlife Refuge is AVAILABLE NOW!

Call FBI to schedule viewing! If no one is there for the open house you can probably just stay.

Rent is $0/month!
No deposit!

All races welcome to apply! But can only guarantee safety for you-know-which-one (wink-wink).

cats – ok
dogs – ok
standoffs w/ FBI – you’re an adult

 

Joey deVilla

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