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Make America grate again

The first eagle got itself stuck in a storm drain, and its friend is providing cover. It’s an apt metaphor, and it might just be proof that we’re living in a computer simulation and the programmers have decided to mess with us just to see what happens.

Let’s hope the metaphor continues: the stuck eagle was eventually freed.

Thanks to Mark Jaquith for this article’s title! The old title was “This bald eagle stuck in a Florida storm drain is the perfect metaphor for America’s current situation”.

Joey deVilla

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