Watch the video below and be amazed at how inspiring — and coherent and non-racist! — the newly-installed audio-animatronic version of Donald Trump at Disney World is. Even its motions and hair seem more lifelike than the actual person:
The audio-animatronic Orange Julius Caesar has a slightly better-fitting suit than his usual ill–fitting ones…
…but the Imagineers took care to make sure that it’s wearing a too-long tie, just like the real person.
You’d think that going to private school and then Wharton, having a father who could provide you a “small loan of one million dollars”, and hanging out with other people who wear ties daily would mean that you know how to wear a tie, but you’d be wrong. In case you were wondering, here’s a tie length guide:
By the bye, I didn’t make up the bit about being on trial in Florida for sport-humping a manatee — it actually happened, and here’s the defendant and his tie:
“Tayla the manatee slaya” is the embodiment of a joke we told each other in university:
“Q: What do you call a townie in a tie? A: The defendant.”
The question remains: Does the audio-animatronic version of Trump tape his tie, like the real one?
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