Tampa Bay deal of the day: Medical mannequins with possibly mismatched “privates”

If you can make your way to Lutz (a suburb directly north of Tampa), you can get your paws on two medical mannequins that have been “used by local school for nursing tech school training by med students.” The seller suggests that they might also make great Halloween decor.

My favorite part of the Facebook Marketplace ad in which they appear is the ending:

Some limbs or appendages may be detached or barely attached, privates may be mismatched according to gender. Fair condition.

They’re going for $75 each or $140 for the two of them. See the Facebook marketplace page for details.