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The government’s plan to reopen the economy

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Today, I learned that some people peel their hot dogs…

…and I’m different now.

(Seriously, hot dog peeler — who hurt you?!)

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The essential workers of the 19th century

Actually, a lot of stuff about the Pony Express has been exaggerated and romanticized — but it’s still interesting stuff.

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Now that’s just cruel.

It’s also misspelled.

Thanks to Dawn Allison Brown for the find!

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This T-shirt has a whole new meaning these days

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Florida of the Day: Carole Baskin’s “Hey, all you cool cats and kittens!” masks

You can now buy masks from Big Cat Rescue (yes, it’s here in Tampa, and yes, I’ve been there) featuring Carole Baskin’s catch phrase, “Hey, all you cool cats and kittens!” online. Sardine oil not included.

Alas, there are still no sexy Tiger King-themed halloween costumes.

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This joke about Tom Brady’s overpriced immune system vitamins is just begging to be told

Tom Brady has been in Tampa only a few weeks, but he hasn’t wasted any time transforming into a Florida Man. First he gets kicked out of a park that was clearly marked closed as a pandemic measure, then he walks into the wrong house with his duffel bags, ready for a training session, and now he’s hawking non FDA-approved vitamins at $45 for a bottle of 60 pills whose ingredients are pretty much the same as Emergen-C.